It is your duty, as a patriotic American, to celebrate the glorious Fourth by checking out hottie American athletes in all their USA-licious best. Fortunately for you, TheStarterWife and I have done all the leg work- and you only have to sit back, scroll and enjoy. Land of plenty, indeed. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!
(Updated for Joey Chestnut goodness!)
Tons more lovely red-white-and-blue goodies after the jump…
Your new world record holder in the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, Joey Chestnut.
Be sure to check out the Gothamist’s hot pic of Joey.
Apollo Anton Ohno
Ken Griffeys – Senior and Junior
Scottie Pippen, Michael Jordan, Clyde Drexler
2004 USA Olympic Rowing Team