Mickey Mantle Award: Baseball’s Best Asse(t)s, pt. 4

Previously, we honored 15 of the greatest rear views to be found inside a pair of baseball pants on major league baseball diamonds from New York to Oakland, and everywhere in between:

Mickey Mantle Award Part 1: #25-21
Mickey Mantle Award Part 2: #20-16
Mickey Mantle Award Part 3: #15-11

A hot ass smudged with dirt from a great slide? Yes, please!

And now we’re moving on to the single digits- the next five finest baseball asses around in our countdown on the way to the greatest butt of them all… the baseball bootie to end all booties. Follow me after the jump for #10-6…

#10: Eric Chavez
Oakland Athletics, 3B

Eric looks just as beautiful coming as he does going, thanks to his rugged good looks and unbelievable ass. Let’s also take a moment and sing the praises of the baseball pant- especially of the white variety. They make baseball players’ butts look phenomenal, and they make ogling those butts so much easier. Eric, we salute your lovely ass (and your white baseball pants).

#9: Michael Barrett
Chicago Cubs, C

Michael is a perfect example of the new breed of tall catchers folding up their long limbs to crouch behind the plate. I fear for his knees, but I love how all that gumbification makes his butt that much tighter. And don’t tell me the thought that he might engage another ballplayer in fisticuffs at a moment’s notice doesn’t make him hotter. Let me kiss those stitches and black eyes and make them all better, Mikey.

#8: Conor Jackson
Arizona Diamondbacks, 1B

The DBacks are surprising everyone this year. Not only are they kicking ass on the field, they’re hiding a lot of hotties out there in Arizona as well (not you, Big Unit- sorry, TSW). But Conor and his sweet ass outshine them all. He’s also the highest-ranking first baseman on the list, and so he claims the first position at 1B on the Depth Chart o’ Hot Asses.

#7: Javy Lopez
Colorado Rockies, C

Javy is an all-time hottie- his butt is so great, that he’ll continue to make the list until he retires no matter what. It may be found inside a pair of Rockies pants these days, but Javy’s ass will not be defined by the team on which he plays- but by the strength of his buttcheeks.

#6: Aaron Rowand
Philadelphia Phillies, CF

Bacon Pants, ahoy! With the overload of ass-tastic talents on the Phillies, it’s always sunny in Philadelphia. Aaron Rowand’s rear-view talents are spectacular- especially when he’s knocking out a game-winning grand slam (way to go last night, darlin’!) or crashing into fences going for a ball (or even crashing into fellow teammates). Being a grinder apparently does amazing things for Aaron’s gorgeous butt… so, grind away, sweetheart!

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About Texas Gal

Pitched four years for the Philadelphia Athletics, and then played shortstop for seven years for the Montreal Expos. Taught Rickey Henderson to steal a base. Taught Nolan Ryan to throw a punch. Taught Mickey Mantle to drink a beer. Threw one seven-hitter and seven no-hitters. Wonderboy was my creation, and first Jobu shrine was in my locker. Often called "the next Dustin Pedroia". Always wear high socks and eyeblack. Prefer to slide headfirst.

21 thoughts on “Mickey Mantle Award: Baseball’s Best Asse(t)s, pt. 4

  1. Yeah, that is a lot of bacon. Dang.

    I’m proud of Chavvy for making the list, and of course, pleased as punch with the idea of a Hot Asses Depth Chart.

  2. David Wells? Pshaw! I’m thinking that Jason Giambi & Ryan Klesko need in on that list, with Joey Meyer & John Kruk as “gluteaii emeriti”.

  3. # Pam Says:
    June 14th, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    Mr. Rowand seems to have perfected the fine ass look with minimal interference from those cursed pockets!

    Do you have any idea how hard it is to fashion functioning pockets out of bacon?

  4. As a Philadelphia resident, there was no greater day than when Aaron Rowand first graced us with his presence. I get to look at his Ass(et) almost every in high def…I tell you ladies, it’s quite awesome!

  5. Personally, I think 90% of the catchers in baseball look hot in that exact stance that Javy is in: weight on one leg, other bent, mask under catching arm, cross straps in the back… Especially from that angle.

  6. Thank you so much for including my sometimes boyfriend Michael Barrett. His ass is ridiculously nice – by the way, did you see how nice his forearms look in that pic?

  7. I’m a Braves fan. I used to get SO excited when Javy got a double because they would use the center field camera and show him on second base from behind. BEST BUTT IN BASEBALL!!!!

  8. No Cal Ripken, Jr? In his prime, his ass was so BIG, ROUND and PERFECT that it was all you could see when he took the mound. Cal has one of the biggest, best asses I’ve seen on a man.

    • Cal Ripken said that he was paddled alot too growing up and well into his teens. He said that once he and his brothers hid their father’s paddle so their father made them watch while he made another one in the woodshop in the garage. He then gave all 3, including Cal, the hardest paddling they ever got.

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