Yeah, I think he’s hot, and what?
Michael Barrett – good for what ails you. In his second start after wrasslin’ with the catcher, Carlos Zambrano goes 8 innings over Houston, allowing only 3 hits, and hitting a home run. Now that’s the crazy Carlos Zambrano we all know and love.
I’ll wipe you down…
This, Ladies…, is Walter Centeno, a soccer player on the Costa Rican team. He led the Costa Rican team to a 1-0 win over Guadeloupe in the CONCACAF Gold Cup tournament. His face isn’t much, but he has a nice body. And that’s good enouch for me.
Aw, he’s like the Beast!
Are the Bengals rubbing off on other teams? Shaun Rogers, Detroit Lions defensive tackle, was named in a sex complaint. A stripper alleges that Rogers inappropriately touched her, but no charges have been filed yet, as the prosecutor’s office investigates the complaint. Shaun, there’s no sex in the champagne room! (yeah, he’s not hot, but look! He’s feeding a birdie!)
I want to cuddle him, he’s so adorable.
Rookie Formula One racer Lewis Hamilton won the Canadian Grand Prix in Montreal, and Fernando Alonso is now whining about it. I hate whining douchebags. Even cute whining douchebags. (Note: yes, I know SA talked about Lewis Hamilton yesterday, but he’s cute as a button, so I want to look at his picture some more.)
Wonder who he’s looking at
with that smoldering gaze.
Jon Lester was optioned to Triple-A Pawtucket, with the hopes that he’ll dominate down there and “force his way back into the picture” with the Red Sox. Oh, c’mon, let the kid pitch already!
At least he can hook me up with
senior citizens’ discounts!
Lakers head coach Phil Jackson will have his left hip replaced, 8 months after replacing the right one. It’s only a little bit disturbing that a man I think is hot is having his hip replaced. Wait, he’s 61?!