Quack-quack, mofos. The Anaheim Ducks win 3-2 over the Ottowa Senators to go up 1-0 in the Stanley Cup finals. Hottie Ryan Getzlaf scored a goal, and hottie Rob Niedermayer did something or other. I’m sorry, I read about the win, but I don’t understand most of it! C’mon, hockey peoples – what is two-way play? However, I do know a hottie when I see one:
The San Antonio Spurs took Game 4 to go up 3-1 over the Utah Jazz – but if there are no hotties on the Spurs, did that game really happen? Okay, so that’s not true: Deron Williams is a total cutie and he played very well while battling the flu. Anyone want to volunteer to take him some chicken soup?
In NCAA lacrosse, the Johns Hopkins Blue Jays beat the Duke Blue Devils and win the NCAA lacrosse championship. I couldn’t possibly care less about lax, but I spied some cuties so there ya go.
Meanwhile, over in the AL East, the Yankees continue to stumble through the month of May. With last night’s loss to the Toronto Blue Jays, they are now 13.5 games behind the Boston Red Sox, tied for last place with the Tampa Bay Devil Rays – and I think they’ll continue this wretched play until The Starter Wife lets them (and all of us) know which Yankees Hotties bring the heat.
Hill is on the left, #91.
Sad news out of the NFL: the body of Marquise Hill was found in Lake Ponchtrain, New Orleans, a day after a jet ski accident. He had been a member of the Patriots, and was drafted in 2004 out of LSU – he had also been a member of the 2003 LSU championship team. He was 24. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Hill family and friends.