Previously, on Hot Baseball Butts: Mickey Mantle Award Part 1: #25-21. I’m pretty sure The Mick would be proud to learn that an award for the juiciest baseball behind is named after him. It’s only right and fair to honor him, considering he was a pioneer in the “Beautiful Baseball Boy” department.
And continuing on our journey along the dazzling array of assets conveniently located inside a pair of tight baseball pants on major league diamonds around the country… this time we’re tucking in to #20-16, after the jump…
#20: Alex Gordon
Kansas City Royals, 3B
Alex was a very late entrant in the rankings, mostly because I know almost nothing about the Royals (and also because Alex just made his major league debut this year). But watching a game the other day, his assets really stood out on the field- and then I saw this picture. Kansas City is looking hotter by the minute. I know there’s a KC beef joke in there somewhere… I’ll let you fill in your own.
#19: B.J. Upton
Tampa Bay Devil Rays, 3B
B.J. is a shy guy when it comes to showing off his gorgeous assets- unlike certain other of the guys on the list (I’m looking in your direction, Philadelphia), there aren’t a thousand pictures of B.J. sticking his ass out for the enjoyment of the ladies in the stands. Humility is sweet, B.J.- but so is your butt, so give us a little something every now and then.
#18: Chase Utley
Philadelphia Phillies, 2B
Chase may be baseball’s most perfect man (he’s just so darned pretty), and his perfect ass is just part of that lovely package. Lately, he’s taken to ruining the lines of that rearview masterpiece with a dip can tucked in the back pocket (tsk, tsk, Chutley), but his butt is just so darned lovely that I can’t hold it against him.
#17: Jeff Francoeur
Atlanta Braves, RF
Atlanta has a lot to be proud of in homegrown hottie Jeff. With that ass on the starting roster, there’s a lot of lovely scenery to be found out in right field in the ATL. I can only hope that with the change in ownership of the Braves, Liberty Media can somehow find a way to devote more on-air time to Francouer’s sweet ass. Who do I need to talk to about this?
#16: Carlos Beltran
New York Mets, CF
Blame Metschick for this one- she has converted me to the gorgeousness that is Carlos. I don’t think she’d ever imagine I’d use my newfound knowledge to study up on his ass, but I know she’ll approve all the same. Metschick is never happier than when there’s some hot Mets bootie on display. And WHAT a bootie he has- I mean, just look at it. I’ll give you awhile… take your time.
NEXT TIME: we soldier on to reveal #15-11 on the list.