Hump Day Hottie: Cole Hamels

As before, this Hump Day Hottie is featuring a favorite hottie of one of the other Ladies… about whom I was woefully ignorant until recently. I have only myself to blame for missing out on the beautiful bendy-ness of Cole Hamels. Excuse me, I mean “Colbert Michael Hamels” – come on, Colbert is an awesome first name. He’s a Cali boy out of San Diego with a wicked pitching arm (his change-up has a better whiff rate than the legendary Johan Santana) and a tall lanky body that’s all muscle and gumby goodness. He’s also the owner of some gorgeously intense baby blues, lovely dark hair (which, I’m sorry dear Cole, looks better short and tight- but I’ll take him with the long shag he’s got now, too) and a disarming smile. With this arsenal of hotness at his disposal, it’s high time Cole gets some love. I know Clare will be happy to step in.

Lots more Cole goodies, including cute video, after the jump…

Cole through the years

Back to your regularly scheduled goodness…

Cole smells like strawberries and peppermint (click on the “Locker Room” video). And here’s some short, but sweet, video of Cole doing a PSA for a local homeless charity- where in the world did he pick up that Yankee accent?

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Pitched four years for the Philadelphia Athletics, and then played shortstop for seven years for the Montreal Expos. Taught Rickey Henderson to steal a base. Taught Nolan Ryan to throw a punch. Taught Mickey Mantle to drink a beer. Threw one seven-hitter and seven no-hitters. Wonderboy was my creation, and first Jobu shrine was in my locker. Often called "the next Dustin Pedroia". Always wear high socks and eyeblack. Prefer to slide headfirst.

35 thoughts on “Hump Day Hottie: Cole Hamels

  1. Crap, you’ve gone and blown your wad for a future Voodoo Sabermetrics. You have to do the gentlewomanly thing and let Clare fill in for you when we cover Hamels.

  2. Cole’s a looker. I love that pic where he has something on his shoulder, and the one where he’s lifting his shirt.

  3. I can’t believe just how much you ladies really know about sports…it is utterly impressive…keep up the gr8 work…i love the site…

  4. Well if you ladies could do me a favor and tell Mr. “20 wins” to step it up a notch for my fantasy teams, I would greatly appreciate it.

  5. Cole has absolutley filthy stuff…he was unhittable tonight with the exception of that one pitch to JJ Hardy (who’s having quite a year himself)

  6. Clare was at the game?! Now I feel bad. When I heard that he had a perfect game, I had to turn to the game, and jinx him (it’s a skill I have). Now I feel bad.

  7. Agreed, shorty- he was NASTY last night. In all the right ways. And thank goodness J.J. Hardy is unbelievably beautiful, otherwise I’d just have to hate him.

    METSY! I can’t believe you! Poor sad little Clare! (did that make you feel guilty? ;)

    And Jebus, next time, I’ll swear to try and find some pictures to post.

  8. Hi — this is Clare’s reanimated corpse posting on her behalf. Clare is currently sipping a mai tai in heaven with Elvis, Mother Theresa, Brian Piccolo, and Ted Williams’ head.

    Before she dropped dead from joy after coming home and seeing this post, she posted a story on The 700 Level about being at last night’s game.


  9. Clare’s reanimated corpse would also like to mention that she wishes Cole would wear his pants high-cuffed more often. Also, the puka shell necklace has to go. He looks a little too much like Kenny Chesney for comfort there.

  10. I could not agree more, Clare’s corpse. For a second, you had me worried I had somehow missed realizing he was high-cuffing it last night (why don’t more ballplayers realize that they look EXPONENTIALLY hotter when high-cuffed?), but no… he was in his normal pull-the-hem-of-my-pants-under-my-heel look he sports. Sigh.

  11. You ladies are doing God’s work. Clare, I went to the Reds/Phillies game that featured the triple play and Cole’s 15Ks. Not quite as thrilling as the possibility of a no-hitter, but pretty swoon inducing none the less.

  12. Clare’s reanimated corpse missed the 15K game, so she is extremely jealous of you, emily caroline. That game was on her birthday, and she was at her friend’s wedding dress fitting that day.

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  14. Yup, that’s Cole all right…I have some great shots of him when he was in elementary school…went to school with my son. Comes from a sweet family.

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