The B&T eyebrows aren’t quite so noticeable now
Which is the bigger story: Barry Bonds hits No. 745 off Tom Glavine, Glavine still gets win No. 294 in the books, or pretty much everyone on the Mets’ 25-man roster shaves their heads before BP? (Big smooches to Metschick for the tip.) [How will Shaun Green keep his yarmulke on now?]
Vintage hottie alert: Doug Flutie, Ahmad Rashad and Reggie Williams are among this year’s inductees to the College Football Hall of Fame. Joe Paterno (not a hottie) will also receive his induction this year, after skipping last year’s ceremony because of his broken leg. [I predict a run on Flutie Flakes]
When I went to bed last night, the Phoenix Suns were up 17 points. Opening a vein really does improve your playoff chances. The Suns best the San Antonio Spurs 101-81. [Game MVP like Steve Nash]
Tonight: The oldest lefty vs. lefty matchup in history: Grandpa Jamie takes on Crotchety Uncle Randy in Arizona. [You kids quit horsing around in that outfield pool!]
Finally, I give you…
I don’t know who these two are, but I wanna marry this photo.