Hottie Hit and Run: I’m just a boy with a new haircut/And that’s a pretty nice haircut

The B&T eyebrows aren’t quite so noticeable now

Which is the bigger story: Barry Bonds hits No. 745 off Tom Glavine, Glavine still gets win No. 294 in the books, or pretty much everyone on the Mets’ 25-man roster shaves their heads before BP? (Big smooches to Metschick for the tip.) [How will Shaun Green keep his yarmulke on now?]

Vintage hottie alert: Doug Flutie, Ahmad Rashad and Reggie Williams are among this year’s inductees to the College Football Hall of Fame. Joe Paterno (not a hottie) will also receive his induction this year, after skipping last year’s ceremony because of his broken leg. [I predict a run on Flutie Flakes]

whoopsie daisy!
Whoopsie daisy!

When I went to bed last night, the Phoenix Suns were up 17 points. Opening a vein really does improve your playoff chances. The Suns best the San Antonio Spurs 101-81. [Game MVP like Steve Nash]

Tonight: The oldest lefty vs. lefty matchup in history: Grandpa Jamie takes on Crotchety Uncle Randy in Arizona. [You kids quit horsing around in that outfield pool!]

Finally, I give you…

soccer players hugging

I don’t know who these two are, but I wanna marry this photo.

29 thoughts on “Hottie Hit and Run: I’m just a boy with a new haircut/And that’s a pretty nice haircut

  1. TG: Dare I say the hott has increased with the buzz cut?

    And that picture of those two soccer players is very nice.

  2. You know, Metsy- it is entirely possible. I mean, I love my men with dark, dark hair — but the buzzcut gives him a bit of an edge. Plus, the buzzed head would be awfully fun to play with…

  3. I am just glad to see the unknown guy in the background of the Wright photo lost his hair in solidarity, even though he doesn’t play.

  4. StN: I know what you’re saying, but I think D-Wright’s working it. Like TG said, it gives him a bit of an edge.

    Now Shawn Green? Oy, he looks bad. His ears look humongous.

  5. TG: yeah. I saw a before/after of David Newhan and I hadn’t realized just how long his hair was!

    I’m sure there are lots of annoyed wives/GFs right now.

    ETA: Another guy who cut his hair this week is Magglio Ordonez, but I couldn’t find an AFTER pic.

  6. Way better than with that bleached blonde stuff he had before. That looked awful.

    D Wright lost a head of beautiful hair- D Becks got a major upgrade.

  7. This is a horrible thing to say, but with that blonde stubble, Beckham looks like he’s just getting over chemotherapy treatments.

    I know, I know. You may now use one of those hot pink bats to beat me with.

  8. With hair, I didn’t like David Wright. Now I see him and dang! I still have trouble getting past him and the pastel shirts though.

  9. Some guys do pull that look. Unfortunately, when TSB shaves his head it’s more of the “Where do I sign up for the Klan rally ’round these parts?” look.

    One guy who definitely pulls it off is Nigel from AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL. Man, that dude can really rock that shaved head thin— Huh? Wait. Did I just mention TOP MODEL outloud?

    My bad.

    (Runs away in shame.)

  10. Can’t speak to the leaper in the bear-hug photo, but the land-bound player is Chivu, a Romanian national who plays… In Serie A? Get somebody like David Hirshey to sort it out, though.

  11. Or J-Red, perhaps it was a reference to the classic Nickelodeon show Salute Your Shorts. But thanks for your reference to the early 90s band that if someone put a gun to my head and told me to name two Pavement songs I would name “Cut Your Hair” and then beg him not to squeeze the trigger.

  12. For today, Derek Fisher is the hotness: his 10-month old daughter had surgery yesterday because she was just diagnosed with Retinoblastoma, a rare cancerous tumor of the retina.

    Speedy recovery to Tatum Fisher.

  13. I was pointing to Donkey Lips from “Salute Your Shorts” along with the Pavement song as evidence.

    As proof: Camp Annawanna, we hold you in our hearts, and when we think about you, IT MAKES ME WANNA FART!

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