Congrats to John Maine and Jose Reyes for being named NL Pitcher and Player of the Month for April!
Maine is 4-0, his 1.35 ERA lead the Majors, has 30 Ks in 33.1 IP, and plenty of other sexy stats.
Reyes hit .356, stole 17 bases, and scored 26 runs (every single one giving me delicious points in Fantasy BB – thanks, Reyes!).
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Halladay, Maine honored as Pitchers of the Month for April
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Alex Rodriguez named AL Player of the Month
Ladies... 
Maine looks cross-eyed in that first picture. I assume when he sees two catchers, he just throws to the one in the middle.
The guys inside them are OK, but heavens to Betsy, those are the ugliest warmup jerseys I’ve ever seen.
Clare: I actually like thos warm up jerseys, but that’s because they’re a vast improvement over the orange disasters that the Mets used to wear for batting practice.
Great article in SI this week about J-Roll, Hanley, & (of course… best for last) Joe King.
Dude’s going to be MVP this season.
(Yeah, yeah… Only a month in, but if he performs at even 80% of his current form, he’ll win going away, as perennial contender Pujols is coming down from an HGH high, Ryan Howard is OCD-ing on Jared from Subway, & the resurgent Brewers & Braves don’t really have one player that will prove transcendent, over a season.)
If he wasn’t married I would have hooked you up with Maine.
289: Maine is married? I did not know that.
I thought that’s what his uncle told me but now I’m not sure.
Ask waht doping products they absue. I expect the usual lit:
Stanozolol
Deca Durabolin
testosterone
hGH
insulin-glucose after gym work
hCG (human chorionic gondatropin)
liquid amphetamines
marijuana
vodka
Avoid MLB atheltes at all cost–even your life.
I can dope with vodka? But why am I so weak then?
winstolv, I’m amazed that comment didn’t get caught by our spam filter.