Yes, he may be a pretty boy. Yes, he may be a pompous jerk. Yes, he may own more hair products than I do. Yes, he may fancy himself a fashion plate. Yes, he may play for the hated Manchester United. Yes, he may have been named in honor of Ronald Reagan (true story). All of these things don’t really matter though, because… look at him:
Suddenly, all that other annoying stuff about him becomes irrelevant, no? And there’s lots more where that came from…
And, of course, I have to post this gem:
Bonus: Cristiano in a commercial, playing a little street soccer football- and looking mighty fine doing so.
Ladies... 
Holy crap. These Hump Day Hotties are going to give me a stroke, Texas Gal. Wow.
Wednesday = Excuse to post a lot of pictures in a row of a hottie. It’s my favorite day of the week.
TG: you are making me LOVE Wednesdays!
He is the only reason I will even watch Man U…..but what a good reason!
Can we make a banner of all of these pictures? Please?
What-no picture of Cristiano fellating Wayne Rooney?
Yeah- genuine photos only, sorry. I save the photoshopped ones for special occasions.
Wow. That one IS photoshopped. Still, it’s hilarious.
I’m just glad you didn’t pick a player from Chelsea. I’ve only been keeping track of soccer since the World Cup, yet I already F’ing hate Chelsea. I’m glad Liverpool beat them and showed that Russian bastard he can’t buy a Champions League title.
He was such a little whiner during the World Cup – but so lovely to look at. Golly I miss the World Cup.
Thanks to the Hump Day Hottie, I have finally been able to get my girlfriends to start viewing blogs (instead of their elitist, “are you sure you’re not a boy” response). Namely, yours. Thank you, Ladies…Minds are opening all over the country, if only for a shot of ass!
Good lord – without his shorts!! Thank you!
You don’t know how awesome it is to know the Ladies… are bringing more ladies into the fold. If it takes pictures of Cristiano Ronaldo in his underwear to do it, well I’m happy to do that for ladies everywhere. I’ll make that sacrifice!
I understand the novelty of exchanging jerseys, but shorts? Really?
Unless they’re monogrammed, or at least have the uniform number of the player, what’s special enough about them to trade?
(No offense. Esp. if you like ass in briefs. Make me think he’s still a little boy, though.)
(Boxers always. Or commando.)
YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!
C. Ronaldo is a whiny little primadonna, a flopper of the utmost ugliness (on the pitch), and the worst part of all is that he absolutely is the most talented player on the planet right now, so he doesn’t HAVE to play like such a little bitch to get an advantage, he CHOOSES to play that way. If that’s not the ultimate turn-off for the ladies, I don’t know what is (and I play have to start flopping at my games. even though I play keeper).
I *may* have to start flopping…
Stupid interwebs.
Mike
A fellow Tar Heel shouldn’t hate Chelsea, especially just because they WIN.
Ronaldo is a tool of the highest order, a rotten sod who looks as if he should be playing the Eurotrash villain in a late 80’s American Ninja movie. He may have the tools, however, he is NOT the best player on the planet right now.
Yes you are right, he is one hot looking man. Totally lovin it!
GOD DAMN! You made my day!
hi ronaldo i love u so much
Where is the bum in briefs photo from? Is from a game or practice? Why does he not have something else on? lovely. :-D