Oakland Athletics- I am at your mercy.
The offseason acquisition of uber-hottie Todd Walker proved your commitment to continuing your tradition of holding the hottest roster in all of baseball, and for that I saluted you… nay, I worshipped at your altar of awesomeness. I thought y’all could not possibly field a hotter team. Oh, how wrong I was. With your trade for Ryan Langerhans over the weekend, you have taken the game to a whole ‘nother level. Oakland A’s, I stand and give you a slow clap – and I support your continued march of world domination.
Haven’t been converted to the Church of Hot that is the A’s? Just take a look at the roster after the jump…
With the hottness of Ryan Langerhans, the A’s should be nigh unstoppable.
Ladies... 
Best use of MSPaint EVER.
And here I thought losing Zito would made their roster less hot.
Zito was a loss, no doubt- a loss that would be fatal to any other team. But their roster is so very, very hot, it didn’t even register.
Wait, I thought I made a MS Paint tag when I did all of those NCAA posts.
Boo me
Yea for Texas Gal for keeping that joke alive!
Eric Chavez… so hot.
Poor Bobby Kielty.
Now, for the A’s hotness to grow their mustaches out, like the ’72-4 World Series champs.
& for Vancouver’s Hot Hot Heat to write the team song.
This needs to be done to every major league sports teams’ roster.
If only there were some correlation between team hotness and run-scoring ability (Piazza is leading the team with a .274 BA, yikes!)…thanks for the A’s love tho, Texas Gal
Eric Chavez… so hot.
He is smoking.
Sorry, Funky. It’s still early yet, though.
Also: Eric Chavez is pretty. On any other team, he’d be the hottest guy hands down. Unfortunately, he’s being compared to two of my very favorites.
Sadly, despite any hotness heretoforthwith, you’re still talking about Oakland. And, well, Oakland is in Oakland.
Also, nothing like one of the last remaining baseball/come-football-season shared playing field left in any league. No one (and I mean NO ONE) looks good taking second base to third with the faint hint of the 35-to-40 yard markers still glaring in the hazy NorCal sun.
P.S. How old is Mike Piazza? -TSB
Awwww- I had an awesome time at the A’s game I went to. Also, I’m definitely not saying I’d take up residence- but a few conjugal visits with the team would be fun.
But, I totally agree on the football stadium thing. I’m going to see a series of Marlins games down in Miami, and the thought of watching baseball in Dolphin Stadium gives me the shivers.
Mike Piazza is 38. He’ll be 39 in Sept.
Yep, that’s my team. Some of us are blessed because our team plays in a crappy division; some of us are blessed with hotness.
I’m an A’s fan because of all the hotness.
bristlesage- the A’s aren’t just “blessed”… they’re bursting at the seams with hotness. At least you’ve got that to hold on to, if nothing else. What do Colorado Rockies fans have?
Guess who the A’s traded ……hahahaha
Not funny, Derek! Not funny at all!
OK, it’s a little funny.
I fell in love with the A’s because of their hotness! This blog is awesome! :)