I was innocently watching the Cubs go into extra-innings (again) on Monday night, minding my own business. And then there was this:
Hello, J.J. Hardy. I’m sorry I didn’t get a chance to meet you sooner, I had no idea the Brewers were keeping your level of talent hidden on their roster. I don’t even mind the scraggly hair, darlin’- because your baby blues are gorgeous. Lose the weird facial hair, and you would be pure perfection (as it is, you’re already a 9.999999 on the hott scale). Anyone up for a field trip to Miller Park?
More lovely JJ goodies after the jump…
Baby J.J. in high school