So, somehow Lady Andrea really got the short straw when it came to NBA Hotties. I mean, Texas Gal got the tag-team of Arenas and Wade and I got freakin’ Kobe Bryant, who is objectively good-looking but I cannot stand. The Pacific Division overall is totally busted. Anyway, I did happen to find some WOW HOT pictures of Amare Stoudemire from the Phoenix Suns, so that sort of made up for it. God bless America, indeed. He can pledge my allegiance. Or something. There’s more where that came from after the jump…
In terms of the standings, the Phoenix Suns are the division winners and have secured a play-off spot. The Lakers, Clippers and Warriors are left to fight it out to see which two out of the three of them will take spots #7 & 8 in the playoffs. There are only 2 or 3 games left for each team, so it will probably come right down to the wire. On to the hotties. Up first, when the stars start to shine like you’ve had to much wine, that’s Amare:
Kobe Bryant plays guard for the Lakers. He routinely scores 50 points. Good for him.
Mike Bibby plays guard for the Sacramento Kings and is adorable.
Vitaly Potapenko, which I think might also be the name of the physics-be-damned ice skating move from The Cutting Edge, also plays for the Kings as a center and is very good looking. I love the shaved head and the scruff. He’s also 6’10. I’d scale him like a mountain. CALL ME! We’ll spawn a race of tall, hot children.