Hottie Hit and Run

A semi-regular roundup of various news bits about some of our favorite sports Hotties:

* Brett Favre’s butt has hit the big time. [Favre teams up with Wrangler jeans]

* Todd Walker gets paycheck upgrade; proportionate increase in groupies surely to follow. [Ex-LSU star Walker wins arbitration case]

* The Colts dominate USA Today’s All-Pro team. Brian Urlacher makes the cut; Sexy Rexy inexplicably left off the list. [The NFL’s best: USA TODAY names its All-Pro team]

yes, cut that meat, yes, maybe, no

* Scott Podsednik is gonna work hard, he swears- please, Chicago, love him again? [He’ll try hard— but not too hard]

* Texas alum and Opie look-alike cutie Major Applewhite named OC at Bama, at the ripe ol’ age of 28. Of course, Bama fans are already whining about Saban’s hires… [Saban completes Tide staff and Saban staff not what Tide fans had hoped for]

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Pitched four years for the Philadelphia Athletics, and then played shortstop for seven years for the Montreal Expos. Taught Rickey Henderson to steal a base. Taught Nolan Ryan to throw a punch. Taught Mickey Mantle to drink a beer. Threw one seven-hitter and seven no-hitters. Wonderboy was my creation, and first Jobu shrine was in my locker. Often called "the next Dustin Pedroia". Always wear high socks and eyeblack. Prefer to slide headfirst.

7 thoughts on “Hottie Hit and Run

  1. See, I was trying to be polite and say “maybe” – but I suppose I should just be ballsy enough to say no. He just has a sweet face, I didn’t want to hurt his feelings! But, no.

  2. Oh, that should not be construed as a knock on his physical prowess, at least not by me. It’s just that there’s so much more to him. *starry-eyed, vacant stare*

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