Step 1 [Nine days ago.]: HOLLY: “You know what I want? One of these, but with Ned.”
Step 2:
Step 3 [Tonight]: Presents!
We request that you buy as many of these as you can reasonably afford, that this darling boy might continue to make pretty things for us at our every whim. The Ladies… would like to take this moment to officially endorse the work of twoeightnine, who is all kinds of genius and also smells nice.
Ladies... 
and i make a killer margarita too as i rediscovered tonight. thanks for the love, i try my darndest.
and he’s single too
ladies…
You’re the king of the internets.
I’m sleepy and my wireless is cracking up, so I’m buying mine first thing in the morning.
Hey, 289, I’ve got a pop-tart for you…
I’ll buy my shirt sometime today or tomorrow.
it’s morning….
even in California.