Casting Call

Like sports?  Like the men who play those sports?  Think you’ve got some good things to say about Hotties in Uniform?  The Ladies are looking for some new contributors.  We’ve sadly had to say goodbye to many of our talented writers because real life and other gigs have become too much to juggle.  But SA, Metschick and Andrea are still here with their best ogling goggles on and they’re looking for some new Ladies.

What we want from you:  a short fact sheet (below) and a sample post or two.  If you don’t have your own blog, no worries!  Take a cue from us and try your hand at a Hit n Run for one of the nights this week.  Pictures are not a requirement either.  We can totally teach you how to do pictures in a post, so don’t get hung up on that.  Continue reading

Hump Day Hottie: Jacoby Ellsbury

First we named him a Ladies… mascot, and then we told you he was one of the hottest prospects this year. And since September callups, Jacoby Ellsbury has done us proud- blazing a trail on the fast track to a starter spot in the outfield for the Red Sox. He’s gotten a hit in every single game since the September 1st callup date, and is batting .373 with 3 homers overall in the big leagues (just 18 games!). He’s a predatory animal roaming the outfield- no ball is safe, and there’s no body part he won’t sacrifice in making a diving catch. Yesterday was his 24th birthday- which he celebrated with a homer (of course!). And he’s officially eligible for the playoff roster, so we’ll hopefully be seeing a lot of him in October.

Oh, yeah- and he’s outrageously hot.

In celebration of his birthday, his sensational rookie season, and his hot body, I’ve got a ton of Jacoby prettiness after the jump…

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Father’s Day Aftershave – Lady Andrea

Much like last time when she asked her mother directly for an answer for her Mother’s Day Potpourri post, Andrea is the only one brave enough to email her father weloveyoudad.jpgweloveyoudad.jpgfor a story to share on Father’s Day. So here’s to Andrea’s papa, and the two kids, (her brother Adam is in the picture), who love him!

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The Hot Blogger Bracket: A Specter Rising

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Do you know how hard we have been working on this bracket?   Do you know all the sacrifices we’ve all made to get this done as fast as we can?

Texas Gal has cut down to one bottle of Makers Mark a day.  SA has had to stop posting on SCRUBSR’FOREVER.ORG.  Metschick is only listening to WFAN 15 hours a day instead of her normal 19. Clare is has switched from calling Aaron Rowand “Bacon Pants” to “Bac-o-bits”.  Andie only has time for 24 boyfriends.  Holly can only email/txt/call/Facebook/MySpace her friends on odd hours.   GordonShumway can only answer half of her Red Sox fans letters.   I gave my boyfriend $300 to go to Crazy Girls  so I can get some peace and  snuggle up with my old copy of “HTML for Dummies”.

But look at what we had to contend with.  Bust out your slide rules and let’s take a look at the Hot Blogger Bracket by the numbers…

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Hump Day Hottie: Erik Ainge

For the first time, a college kid is getting the call up to our big leagues… Erik Ainge, this is your time to shine. This senior QB for the mighty Volunteers of Tennessee has overcome lots of adversity- namely, that he was born and raised in Oregon, and not anywhere in the South. This didn’t hamper his development into a fine example of what a Southern QB should be- just check out how well he fills out those white game pants. As a freshman, he broke Peyton Manning’s freshman TD record at UTenn. But in this offseason, he underwent surgery on his knee- and Vol fans have some concerns what that means for the 2007 season. I know of at least one Vol around these parts who’d be more than happy to help him rehab…

Oh, and yeah, he’s related to Danny Ainge- he is Erik’s uncle. More Erik loveliness after the jump…

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Orange and Maroon Day

In remembrance of the 33 lives lost in Blacksburg this week, Dan Shanoff and other blogs around the country are participating in Orange and Maroon Day by “wearing” the colors of Virginia Tech. Each of the Ladies… universities is represented on the banner above, in a show of solidarity with all VT students, alumni, faculty and staff as they struggle with the senseless tragedy and horrible loss.

Every other day of the year, we may be a College of Charleston Cougar, a Texas Longhorn, a Pitt Panther, a Rutgers Scarlet Knight, a Wake Forest Demon Deacon, an Iowa Hawkeye and a Tennessee Volunteer– but today, we are all Hokies.

The Best Bracket Ever – The NCAA Tourney Hottie Bracket

It is glorious. It puts all other brackets to shame.  It is the Ladies… Hottie NCAA Tournement Bracket

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If you thought that all the previews and wrap-ups were hot,  wait until you see them all in one place.

Tonight, we drink to J-Money for putting together all of the Ladies selections.

It is, without a doubt, better than we ever imagined it could be.

 

Know Your Ladies…

Favorite Sports

Clare: Baseball
Holly: To watch? Foobaw. To do? Snowboarding.
J-Money: Baseball
Lady Andrea: College football & basketball, baseball, the Olympics
Metschick: Baseball
SA: College football, college basketball
Texas Gal: College football, baseball
TheStarterWife: Football, hockey, basketball…baseball last, but they have the most hotties.

Favorite Flicks

Clare: Croupier, Zoolander, American Psycho, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Holly: The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938), Notorious, Good Night, and Good Luck., Grinch Night, The Sandlot, Red Dawn, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
J-Money: The Departed, Wayne’s World, Bull Durham, Waiting for Guffman
Lady Andrea: Jaws, Rope, Strangers on a Train, Fight Club, American Beauty, Pan’s Labyrinth, Clue, Back to the Future, Shag, Ghostbusters
Metschick: Shawshank Redemption, Finding Nemo, Bull Durham
SA: The Shawshank Redemption, Training Day, Eternal Sunshine, Titanic (yeah, I like it. what?), Carrie
Texas Gal: Top Gun, Clue, Dazed & Confused, Star Wars
TheStarterWife: Night On Earth, The Fountain, Alien, and about 1138 more films

Special Skills

Clare: Editing and proofreading, baking a pan of brownies from scratch without a recipe, acting as consultant and stylist when friends need fashion advice (what can I say, I have excellent taste)
Holly: I can put my foot over my head! And I have this tiny gap between my front teeth. You can’t really tell it’s there, but I can spit through it. Momma’s so proud. Oh, and the cherry-stem-knot thing.
J-Money: Shadow puppets, Photoshop (in case someone would like to hire me), sarcasm, and the confidence that I can beat most of the contestants on Teen Jeopardy. Physically, I mean. Last night’s winner looked weak.
Lady Andrea: Karaoke, dancing, tying a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue
Metschick: I can score a ballgame, and answer a sudoku puzzle in 5 minutes. Other than that, I have no skillz.
SA: Complaining, word searches, thinking up great ideas for stories yet failing to write them (well)
Texas Gal: All of them.
TheStarterWife: I have the memory of an elephant.

The Boys of the Banner

When the Ladies… first conceived this site, one of our starting points was a discussion of the most delectable men in sports. One thing led to another (we do love saying that), the lovely J-Money whipped up our beautiful art (don’t stare too long; you’ll go blind), and here we have our first shrine to some of the sweetest eye-candy in America.

We paw at each individual snacktreat after the jump. Don’t go spoiling your dinner, now…

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Call us!

When we saw the photo of Captain Caveman at the Super Bowl, our first thought was, “THE DAYSTAR! IT BURNS! AVERT YOUR EYES!” Our second thought: “How did the Cryptkeeper get a press pass?” But once our eyes adjusted to the brilliance, we realized that it wasn’t white light searing our skin, but white heat.

Meet our particular notion of What A Man Should Be, a standard to which all men we meet will be held against and found wanting. Service to his country? Check. Sports acumen? Check. Way with words? Check, and how. Don’t be fooled by his clean, non-threatening good looks, either. We hear he’s a hellcat in the sack.

It all comes back around to Namath sooner or later, doesn’t it? He’s the Kevin Bacon of the sports blogosphere. Does this make CC our Suzy Kolber? We suppose. Only hotter. Captain Caveman, we salute you.

We’re with leather.

Sport in America has been the province of men for generations.There’s no shortage of strong, capable women bucking that trend, however, so we’re out to conquer a side market: leering.

Yes, we’re playing the field (literally), and we don’t kiss nice. We are the Ladies…with one eye on the scoreboard, and the other on your sweet ass.