STOP NOW. JUST STOP. First of all, we started these hot guys in sports lists way before you did. Also, we’re actual female sports fans, so we, you know, watch games, monitor players and, for the most part, know who to watch for in a game.
I’m not saying that this new list of “NHL Playoff Hotties” is completely bogus, but you clearly don’t know what you’re doing. Granted, you did manage to include some obvious hotties, i.e. Henrik Lundqvist and Kris Letang, who you somehow forgot to include in your original list that we also called you out on.
But what you didn’t do was feature a guy from each playoff team. Instead, you gave us three Blackhawks, two Montreal Canadiens, two Canucks, two Bruins and two Maple Leafs. What about the Minnesota Wild? HELLO, ZACH PARISE??? How about the St. Louis Blues and David Backes or the any of the hotties on the defending Stanley Cup Champion L.A. Kings?? UGH. WHAT. IS. WRONG. WITH. YOU?
And don’t get me started on the guys you did include. Mike Green again?? What about Troy Brouwer or Joel Ward or, the hottest of all, Brooks Laich? And I’m almost positive there are hotter Bruins than Tyler Seguin. At least we didn’t get Sidney Crosby again.
As we said before, stick to sex advice and celebrities. Leave the athletes to the experts. OK, you can have Tim Tebow, he barely counts.
Love, The Ladies…
P.S. – Check out our NHL Playoff Hottie list tomorrow as part of our weekly Hump Day Hotties feature! :)