Take a look at “The Hottest Players in the NHL 2013” according to Cosmopolitan Magazine. I don’t entirely disagree, but there are much better options out there. They did the same thing in 2012, and the picks are less offensive, yet still missing the mark.
So here’s my open letter to Cosmo:
Your list of the hottest players in the NHL is wrong. Really wrong. I know you had to pick one guy from each team, but, let’s face it; you either have a. bad judgment, b. poor eyesight, c. lack of NHL knowledge or d. all of the above. Exhibit A: Scott Hartnell. Ew.
Did you just pick names you recognized or did you actually scour team rosters? Take for instance the New York Islanders. John Tavares? Yes, we’ve all heard of him, and he’s a future superstar, but looks-wise? You could have done better. Ever heard of Mr. Glass Hip, Rick DiPietro? Hello!! Dude is hot.
What about Josh Bailey? He’s the first guy listed on their roster. Did you even check headshots to verify your picks?
And, seriously, you’re going with Mike Green AGAIN to represent the Caps? Did you even realize that the Caps used to be a goldmine for hockey hotties. How could you overlook Brooks Laich, the winner of the Ladies… NHL Playoffs of Hotness?
So the next time you decide to put together a little list, maybe you should consult with actual female hockey fans. Or at least someone with eyes.
So faithful Ladies… readers, who would you subtract off the list and add in their place? Let us know in the comments.