Brad Smith may be new to the Buffalo Bills this season, but he just had to get in on Buffalita’s Bachelorette Party. Lady Bee put Part 1 on her post for a reason, people: we are not done with the revelry.
Ryan Miller of Buffalita’s beloved Sabres also wanted to, ahem, pay his respects. Knowing Buff works in the music biz, he decided on a theme outfit:
Um…. cute puppy, Miller.
Bills safety George Wilson volunteered to provide a different sort of entertainment:
Let’s all give George a BIG round of applause.
Moving on: in keeping with the tradition of silly/sexy bachelorette gifts, I have stumbled onto a previously unknown (to me, anyway) subset of the wedding trosseau — sports team garters. There are Bills garters:
I was going to post just the Mets garter because it could serve as a something new and a something blue, but then I realized all these teams are blue (as are the Yankees). So, since you’re all participating in this party, I thought I’d leave it to you:
I leave you with a (kind-of) wedding appropriate dance party, courtesy of Florence + the Machine. (It’s even better if you imagine Ryan Miller and his costume into the video.)