Yes, baseball regular season ended. AND the Mets swept in their final 3 (which I was surprised and ecstatic). But yesterday was also a big day in football, and everyone will have their eyes on tonight’s game with two HUGE rivals and one stupid old quarterback tying it all together. But because your dear writer moved this weekend and 1) is stressed for time on a longer post today since she doesn’t have internet at home yet and 2) didn’t get to watch a single second of football yesterday due to the lack of cable as well, here is your roundup. Not Hit and Run style this time.
No, this week’s roundup shall be summarized in photos. Photos of football booties.
Bears 48, Lions 24 (oh my). Here's Will Heller's booty.
Saints 24, Jets 10. Here's Mark Sanchez's booty.
Broncos 17, Cowboys 10. Here's DeMarcus Ware's booty.
Dolphins 38, Bills 10 :( Oh look! It's Reggie Corner and Chris Kelsay's booties!
Colts 34, Seahawks 17. Travis Fisher's booty can't catch Austin Collie's!
Giants 27, Chiefs 16. Hakeem Nicks + Brandon Jacobs = BOOTY BUMP!
Redskins 16, Buccaneers 13. Hello, Clifton Smith's booty! And it's adorned with breast cancer awareness support - most excellent
Texans 29, Raiders 6. Owen Daniels' booty gets a hug from Huff!
Patriots 27, Ravens 21. Brady Booty - nuff said
49ers 35, Rams 0. Here's a duo of shutout booties from Patrick Willis and Nate Clements (with non-booty shower and my former love Takeo Spikes!!!)
Steelers 38, Chargers 28. Last but not least, Hines Ward has a head booty from Melwede Moore!
(Thank you to ESPN and AP Photos for all of their wonderful booty photos. This post and my sanity wouldn’t exist without them)
Ladies... 
Booty booty booty booty rockin’ everywhere!
This post is award-winning. Clifton, obviously, gets highest marks from me.
I’m sorry…Tom Brady is totally lacking in the booty department. I like a nice curve! lol
I spy Captain Neckbeard!
It’s amazing !