Whacko for Flacco!

So I was going to give this post the “Hump Day Hotties” tag, but I thought I might get some flack over it.  So instead, I’m just going to use this post to introduce you to Joe Flacco, quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens.  Joe has caused a hysteria in Baltimore.  See, we folks from Charm City don’t know what a real quarterback actually is. That is until Mr. Flacco arrived in town. 

For years we have tried to find that “Franchise Quarterback,” but he never seemed to develop.  While I was partial to Kyle Boller (solely on looks, btw), others were calling for his head from the moment we drafted him.  Hell, we went a month during our Super Bowl season without scoring an offensive TD! And we won the Super Bowl with Trent Dilfer under center!  Even Disney acknowledges that Trent Dilfer sucks! Can you say “Defense,” much?

So needless to say we’re all pretty stoked that Flacco has taken the reigns of our offense.  I personally don’t think he’s bad to look at, either.  I think his Bert-esque eyebrows are what throw people off, but if he would just tweeze them up a little bit, he’d be a bonafide hottie.  I think he’s adorable, despite the brow problem.  I’m sucker for a guy with dimples!

Check out some adorable pictures of #5 after the jump!

Mr. Joe Cool is chillin with his rents!

Mr. Joe Cool is chillin' with his 'rents!

He has so much potential...Where are my tweezers?

He has so much potential...Where are my tweezers?

I think he is so adorable in this picture!  Love the scruff and the baby blues!

I think he is so adorable in this picture! Love the scruff and the baby blues!

Have I convinced you yet?  He may not be your stereotypical hottie, but hes adorable, right?

Have I convinced you yet? He may not be your stereotypical hottie, but he's adorable, right?

And just for fun, heres one from my own personal collection!

And just for fun, here's one from my own personal collection!

 

So after a great rookie season, and a so-far spectacular start to the 2009 season, Flacco is proving to be the real deal.  The Land of Pleasant Living may finally be pleasant again!  Go Ravens! ;-)

6 thoughts on “Whacko for Flacco!

    • I have to admit that “Whacko for Flacco” fever has swept Baltimore, and it’s all over t-shirts and bumper stickers, so it’s not original on my part. I still use the phrase whenever I can, though. haha

  1. I agree. If he would just do something w/those Sylar/Burt-esque eyebrows he would be so cute.

    I bet the Wanstache is still kicking himself for choosing Palko over him. Ha!

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