The All-Star Break Called…

MP_BaseballThere’s a magical thing that happens every year after the All-Star break… the Yankees start winning!  In an attempt to summon those W’s into our current state of affairs, I thought we’d explore a little all-star action… Ladies style of course!

Earl Weaver would not be happy with our depth at certain positions, but I can’t help that hotties gravitate towards center field and the pitchers’ mound!  There has to be some scientific explanation for this phenomenon.

Orioles

Brian Roberts - 2B

Brian Roberts - 2B

Nick Markakis - RF

Nick Markakis - RF

Jeremy Guthrie - P

Jeremy Guthrie - P

Red Sox

Jacoby Ellsbury - CF

Jacoby Ellsbury - CF

Rocco Baldelli - LF

Rocco Baldelli - LF

Jon Lester - P

Jon Lester - P

Yankees

Brett Gardner - CF

Brett Gardner - CF

Phil Hughes - P

Phil Hughes - P

Mark Teixeira - 1B

Mark Teixeira - 1B

Rays

Gabe Kapler - RF

Gabe Kapler - RF

Pat Burrell

Pat Burrell - LF

Carlos Pena - 1B

Carlos Pena - 1B

Grant Balfour - P

Grant Balfour - P

Jays

Alex Rios - CF

Alex Rios - CF

John McDonald - SS

John McDonald - SS

White Sox

Carlos Quentin

Carlos Quentin - LF

Scott Podsednik - CF

Scott Podsednik - CF

Paul Konerko - 1B

Paul Konerko - 1B

Indians

Mark DeRosa - 3B

Mark DeRosa - 3B

Grady Sizemore - CF

Grady Sizemore - CF

Tigers

Ryan Raburn - LF

Ryan Raburn - LF

Curtis Granderson

Curtis Granderson - CF

Justin Verlander - P

Justin Verlander - P

Royals

Brian Bannister - P

Brian Bannister - P

Kyle Davies - P

Kyle Davies - P

Mitch Maier

Mark Teahen - RF (thanks for the catch KCMichelle)

Twins

Joe Mauer

Joe Mauer - C

Joe Crede - 3B

Joe Crede - 3B

Carlos Gomez - CF

Carlos Gomez - CF

Angels

Jeff Mathis

Jeff Mathis - C

Chone Figgins - 3B

Chone Figgins - 3B

A’s

Dan Giese - P (sorry hes not in As gear!)

Dan Giese - P (sorry he's not in A's gear!)

Bobby Crosby - 3B

Bobby Crosby - 3B

Jack Hannahan - 3B

Jack Hannahan - 3B

Mariners

Rob Johnson - C

Rob Johnson - C

Franklin Gutierrez - CF

Franklin Gutierrez - CF

Rangers

Jarrod Saltalamacchia - C

Jarrod Saltalamacchia - C

Ian Kinsler - 2B

Ian Kinsler - 2B

Marlon Byrd - RF

Marlon Byrd - RF

Stay tuned for the National League edition!

19 thoughts on “The All-Star Break Called…

  1. Glad to see Bobby Crosby on your list. I have loved him since his LBSU days. Two additions for the list: Ryan Sweeney (OF) for the A’s, and Chris Davis (1B) for the Rangers.

  2. I’m convinced that I’m the only girl who does not find Jacoby Ellsbury cute. And I swear I’m not being a hater. I think Jon Lester is adorable. But Ellsbury just does not do it for me.

    I would add Evan Longoria for the Rays. He’s a cutie.

  3. I also don’t really find Jacoby Elsbury to be all that cute. I’m also not attracted to Grady Sizemore, I feel that I might be the only person who thinks that.
    I second the addition of Evan Longoria. I’d also add Matt Tolbert (2B/SS) from the Twins even though he’s only been up with them for like a week so far this season.

  4. Glad to see Jack Hannahan and Ian Kinsler on there!!
    I’d like to see Cliff Lee on there, as well as Justin Morneau :)
    Ohh, and CJ Wilson for the Rangers! He’s somethin’ to look at.
    And no Torii Hunter? Haha.
    Good list though! Very attractive ;)

  5. Don’t get the Ellsbury and Sizemore attraction either. And I’m puzzled with the Johnny Mac choice but no Doc or Aaron Hill. Adam Lind is cute too.

  6. tenaya- bobby crosby is now my new mlb crush… i totally forgot what a cutie ryan sweeney is! and HOW DID I MISS CHRIS DAVIS! he will be on the write in ballot!

    crane- i feel guilty constantly putting up picks of andy pettite, so i ommited him.

    liz – you are not alone on jacoby, he doesn’t do it for me, but i can see how he appeals to others! longoria’s teeth scare me!

    heidi- i agree with the tolbert addition, but sizemore is divine!

    kcmichelle – thanks for the catch, my bad! i love greinke from certain angles, i don’t know what it is about him.

    sarah- morneau is so wholesome looking, but super cute and hunter has a great smile! but wilson… oh man!

    • No problem – Teahen is my baseball boyfriend! Greinke is a little doll when he grins after he throws a complete game – those dimples!!

  7. I second CJ Wilson and offer Brandon Wood from the Angels. I almost drafted both of them to my fantasy team just for the hotness factor.

  8. I don’t understand the Jacoby thing either! I thought I was alone, but it’s nice to find I’m not the only one. I am, however, a huge Grady fan, both aesthetically and as a baseball player.
    Sooo glad you put Phil Hughes on here. He’s adorable, even though his recent outing wasn’t good. Love him though!!! =]

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  10. I’m convinced that you need to be a Red Sox fan to FULLY understand Jacoby. I’m also convinced he looks better in uniform.
    ….that SMILE whenever he does something well ….gah.

    But since a few people here don’t like Jacoby OR Sizemore… maybe its just taste….because I think Sizemore is perfect.

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