We’re into the Ladies… top 4 perfect 10s and we’ve got some bona fide hotties today.
Fernando Torres – He is so stinking pretty. He recently cut his hair, which is clearly news because his hair is one of his best features. I would also count his freckles, his thighs, his abs and his smile among my other faves. He’s currently injured and has to sit out for another few weeks due to a hamstring injury. (Nando, if you need someone to massage the afflicted area, PLEASE feel free to give me a call…) Some people can’t get on board the Nando-train because of his adorable baby-face. Something about looking too young… well I don’t mind them a little young, and the fact that he’s actually older than me (he’ll be 25 in March) should help to quell some of those pedophile fears.
Evan Lycasek – I instantly thought of him for this list even though I haven’t watched ice skating for more than ten minutes since the last Olympics. In competition, I’m more of a Johnny Weir fan, but aesthetically, I’ve got to go with Mr. Lycasek.
Cesc Fabregas – The one and only reason why I was rooting for Spain during Euro this past summer.
David Carr – That smile. That jaw. Those CALVES. Undeniable.
BJ Penn – He’s a crazy adorable Hawaiian MMA fighter. (The BF is now taking MMA classes, and pretty much only watches UFC DVDs. I gotta find the pretty where I can – and there’s plenty there!)
La M. Alana
Boris Diaw – Most of these guys I love for their play, either their skill at the game or their style of playing, or both – but, Bill Walton rhapsodies aside, that’s not quite the case with Boris. I just think he’s incredibly, unstateably, immorally gorgeous.
Justin Morneau – I love his smile, I love his eyes, I love his ass. He’s a helluva baseball player and his Home Run Derby win got me a Cardinals banner for a month. Hee hee.
Jerry Azumah – Good God almighty, that man has one of the best smiles on the planet. He retired (early) as Bear, and still does good for my city. I love this man.
Steve Young – Look, it’s James Bond!