CFB Friday: Hotties of the SEC

Two things.

One, I keep typing “S-E-X” instead of “S-E-C”, and I’m not sure what that says about me.

And two: someday, I will give you substantive analysis on a Friday afternoon. Today is not that day.

Louis Murphy, Florida, and others.

Louis Murphy, of Florida, and others.

In no particular order, here’s a tour of hotties through the SEC – both those you know well, and those that you don’t. (It was so effing hard to find hotties for Alabama, you have no idea.)

In honor of the debate tonight – the one that is not, in fact, cancelled! – we’ll start with the hotties of Ole Miss.

Shay Hodge, Mississippi.

Shay Hodge, Mississippi.

Tony Fein, Mississippi.

Tony Fein, Mississippi.

Making our way through the Magnolia State, as well as the bottom of the SEC, we move on to Mississippi State.

ONeal Wilder, Mississippi State.

O'Neal Wilder, Mississippi State. Has a bebo. Takes bebo-ish pictures.

Roll tide. Even though you don’t got many hotties to roll.

Robert Lester and Julio Jones, Alabama.

Robert Lester and Julio Jones, Alabama.

Arkansas had a surprising number of hotties, I found. Maybe they took all of Alabama’s?

Alex Tejada, Arkansas. Kickers are usually pretty.

Alex Tejada, Arkansas. Kickers are usually pretty.

Michael Smith, Arkansas.

Michael Smith, Arkansas.

Also Michael Smith, but fuzzier - Arkansas.

Also Michael Smith, but fuzzier - Arkansas.

Kentucky plays basketball, not football. You can make your own judgments about their football hotties(ish).

Dicky Lyons, Jr, Kentucky. This kid cracks me up. Look at him! He looks like if Draco Malfoy gained weight and got a head injury.

Dicky Lyons, Jr, Kentucky. This kid cracks me up. Look at him! He looks like if Draco Malfoy gained weight and started hanging out with the Gotti boys.

Winston Guy, Kentucky.

Winston Guy, Kentucky.

There’s at least a couple of Auburn fans out there!

Brandon Cox, Auburn. I cant really tell if hes hot or not, but I guess he must be.

Brandon Cox, Auburn. I can't really tell if he's hot or not, but I guess he must be.

South Carolina is low on hotties, but high on potential.

DL <strike>Hughely</strike> Moore, South Carolina.

DL Moore, South Carolina.

Snoop Pearsons - I mean, Chris Henry - I mean, Jarrett Burns, South Carolina.

Snoop Pearsons - I mean, Chris Henry - I mean, Jarrett Burns, South Carolina.

Eric Norwood, bracketed by Jaspar and Caspar Brinkley. Twins in football? Eric Norwood gives that big shmirre!

Eric Norwood, bracketed by Jaspar and Caspar Brinkley. Twins in football? Eric Norwood gives that big shmirre!

Vanderbilt plays sports?

Jamie Graham, Vanderbilt. He apparantly plays two.

Jamie Graham, Vanderbilt. He apparantly plays two.

Jamie Graham, Vanderbilt.

Brent Trice, Vanderbilt.

Tennessee makes me a bit sad. I mean, yeah, I’m a lifelong Gator fan, and their failings should fill me with joy…but I’d prefer my team beat up on a good team, you know? At least they’re still pretty cute.

Eric Berry, Tennessee. He has pretty eyes.

Eric Berry, Tennessee. He has pretty eyes.

The ironically-named and ill-fated Arian Foster, Tennessee.

The ironically-named and ill-fated Arian Foster, Tennessee.

Nick Stephens, Tennessee. Yes, I know hes just a back-up QB, but I have a soft spot for daywalkers.

Nick Stephens, Tennessee. Yes, I know he's just a back-up QB, but I have a soft spot for daywalkers.

I do have to thank LSU for embarrassing Ohio State again last year. Kudos, guys.

Demetrius Byrd, LSU, busts a move.

Demetrius Byrd, LSU, busts a move.

Tim Molton, LSU. Seriously cute, but I couldnt find a better picture.

Tim Molton, LSU. Seriously good-looking, but I couldn't find a better picture.

Georgia is annoyingly adorable. I mean, just look at these guys! Hated rivals should not be adorable!

Asher Allen, Georgia.

Asher Allen, Georgia.

Mohamed Massaquoi, Georgia.

Mohamed Massaquoi, Georgia.

Tony Wilson, Georgia.

Tony Wilson, Georgia.

Tavarres King, Georgia.

Tavarres King, Georgia.

Jerks. I just want to pinch their cheeks. Awww, bullpuppies. Anyway, moving on, Florida is still the prettiest. But you’ve seen the Tebows and Harvins, so here are some cuties you may not have seen.

Adrian Bushell, Florida.

Adrian Bushell, Florida.

Riley Cooper, who is a serious cutie, and Urban Meyer, whos cute if youre into grown men and all, Florida.

Riley Cooper, who is way hot, and Urban Meyer, who's cute if you're into grown men and all - Florida.

Well, okay. One picture of Percy Harvin, simply because it’s awesome and I can’t not share it.

Percy Harvin, Florida.

Percy Harvin, Florida.

How about it, you guys? I know we’ve got lots of SEC fans here. Who did I miss?

25 thoughts on “CFB Friday: Hotties of the SEC

  1. Pingback: CFB Friday: Hotties of the SEC | Randomblog blog

  2. I can see somebody is really into the dark meat. Maybe an ocassional white boy, but come on? Gee lets just forget Tebow hes far above sexy and these boys. What about Georgia FB, Brannan Southerland? LSU Kicker, Colt David? Miss St S, Zack Smith? Georgia TE, Tripp Chandler? Tejada is hot so how about fellow latino Tenn K, Daniel Lincoln? Good mention of Riley Cooper that stud is wicked hot!!

  3. Regina – I’m actually not all that familiar with most of the teams, appearance-wise, so I had to go from roster pics. Roster pics, was we know, are unkind, especially to the meatier boys. (And I do love the Tebow, he’s just a bit…done.) Thanks for the names, though – maybe I’ll do a part 2! : )

  4. Tim Tebow is soooooooo HOT how is he not on here????? Oh and I LOVE Riley Cooper he is amazing looking and yeah to a comment above there are a lot of black guys but to be honest there are way more african american football players in the SEC than white guys

  5. Riley Cooper, is he hottest man alive.
    I mean he has PERFECT hair! (It’s gotten longer since the picture on here) To me it beats Robert Pattinsons!
    Me and my friend where watching one of their games and he scored a touchdown, and took his helmet off. I was like “BABE BABE BABE!” We kept rewinding it and watcing him over and over.

  6. Yes men of all colors are beautiful!

    And as for you Callie I totaly agree on the absolute hot sex that is one Mr. Riley Cooper!! The man can play ball and look good doing it. And just think he can go both ways!! I mean playing two differnt sports. Riley may go to the NFL or he may play with the Texas Rangers who drafted him in th e MLB draft!

    Riley Cooper is mt Tarzan dream man!

  7. Take it from an old lady, long time football fan, Riley Cooper is a terrifically exciting WR. Plus, he steps up and takes out defensive players to help his teammates make great plays.

    Good hands, great calves and long and lanky all add up to HOT for this grandmama! Long hair swinging and swaying in the breeze is a plus!!

    Wonder if he’ll be re-thinking that Texas Rangers BB contract and put himself out for the NFL draft!

    RC Rulez!

  8. John Brantley from Florida. More cute than hot but has the whole adorable country boy thing going on. YOUtube him. Also, David Nelson. Not only is he really hot but also one of the most underrated players in the league.

  9. p.s. riley cooper=sexy. Wanna play a fun drinking game? Watch a florida game and take a shot everytime the camera shows him flipping his hair. You’ll b plastered by the end of the first quarter

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