Taking a break from the drama and ranting and back to what I’m good at: ogling man-flesh. Yeah I know, it’s not Wednesday, but sometimes you stumble across (or in my case increase my interweb stalking of) a beautiful piece of man that you just cannot wait to share with the world. Meet, become reacquainted with, enjoy, drool over: Fernando Torres.

The Madrid-born, 6 ft 1 inch, striker plays for Liverpool and nationally for Spain. In fact he scored his team’s winning goal against Germany in the UEFA Euro 2008 tournament, cementing his place in Euro history as well as my heart.

Oh, I seem to have fallen over. Exposing just enough flesh....

Spain has pushed several hotties to the forefront of football ogling this year (what with Ronaldo taking this summer to up his douche-quotient and work on his tan) but Nando takes the top spot for me.

Aww I'm so sad. They're only paying me $200K a week to be injured!

I LOVE the freckles!

He also has AWESOME hair. He’s known to rock the man-headband, but I don’t care.

Oh, haiii



August 26, 2008 at 12:44 pm |
Oh, you did not.
August 26, 2008 at 1:09 pm |
I did. :)
August 26, 2008 at 1:36 pm |
Fernando Torres always reminds me of my first soccer-playing boyfriend, freckles and all. Like him, Fernando is very hot. I therefore muchly approve.
August 26, 2008 at 3:18 pm |
As someone who has freckles (which may or may not have anything to do with it), I’ve never found them particularly attractive on the male specimen. But hot-damn do they look good on this boy! You have opened my eyes to a whole new world, and for that I must thank you!
August 26, 2008 at 6:00 pm |
I think we need more Day-Before Hump Day hotties. Also even though I know that he is age appropriate he still looks far too young for me. It may be the freckles.
August 26, 2008 at 6:40 pm |
I don’t normally find him attractive, but those first two pics…yum. If only he always looked like that–I might be able to forgive him that goal vs. Germany.
I agree w/Janalee, he looks like a youngin’. He’s just so slender and has such a baby face.
August 27, 2008 at 12:37 am |
He has his days for me. His grooming habits creep me out, but sometimes I find him hot. And I did not like that goal against Germany.
August 27, 2008 at 10:18 am |
MMM MMM Good.
August 27, 2008 at 3:17 pm |
Thank you SO MUCH for posting the Nando hotness. I love it when he rocks the man-headband, in fact. All of these pictures are delicious.
September 1, 2008 at 12:28 am |
Fernando Torres is so hot. God I love me some Spanish footballers. Thank you for posting this hot piece of manflesh!
September 21, 2008 at 11:39 am |
oooh he’s spanish! i like!!
January 6, 2009 at 9:02 pm |
Number One !
February 13, 2009 at 1:29 pm |
number 1 football player.. 1 he is a good footballer but mostly because HE IS SOO HOT ;) Yummy.
February 20, 2009 at 5:25 pm |
Oh my good , Torres is sooo hot , and that goal aginst Germany makes him even hotter , by the way he’s not that young and i just love the freckles , :)
March 14, 2009 at 8:45 pm |
Hottie….=]
Everytime I See Him He Looks Hotter.!
Plus He Plays For Mi Fav Team >> Liverpool
&& He’s Got Freckles…I’ve Got Freckles
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Perfect ;)
March 21, 2009 at 10:54 am |
I would give anything to sleep next to this man :O
Oh my god, with his lil dimples and freckles and the most lush tan aver :) he is my boy :P
I think mr. Fernando jose torres sanz is stunning :) and happy birthday to him for yesterday
Ly
April 22, 2009 at 8:39 pm |
Fernando Torres is hot…sexy..no. 1
May 11, 2009 at 6:39 pm |
He is a beautiful beautiful man.
*wants*
June 8, 2009 at 12:47 pm |
thank you, thank you and thank you another million times for posting these piccies of this most perfect man …. yum yum yum …. but was recently devastated to find out he is getting married in summer and his very lucky girlfriend is having a baby!! boo hoo !!