Taking a break from the drama and ranting and back to what I’m good at: ogling man-flesh. Yeah I know, it’s not Wednesday, but sometimes you stumble across (or in my case increase my interweb stalking of) a beautiful piece of man that you just cannot wait to share with the world. Meet, become reacquainted with, enjoy, drool over: Fernando Torres.
The Madrid-born, 6 ft 1 inch, striker plays for Liverpool and nationally for Spain. In fact he scored his team’s winning goal against Germany in the UEFA Euro 2008 tournament, cementing his place in Euro history as well as my heart.
Oh, I seem to have fallen over. Exposing just enough flesh....
Spain has pushed several hotties to the forefront of football ogling this year (what with Ronaldo taking this summer to up his douche-quotient and work on his tan) but Nando takes the top spot for me.
Aww I'm so sad. They're only paying me $200K a week to be injured!
I LOVE the freckles!
He also has AWESOME hair. He’s known to rock the man-headband, but I don’t care.
Oh, haiii
August 26, 2008 at 12:44 pm |
Oh, you did not.
August 26, 2008 at 1:09 pm |
I did. :)
August 26, 2008 at 1:36 pm |
Fernando Torres always reminds me of my first soccer-playing boyfriend, freckles and all. Like him, Fernando is very hot. I therefore muchly approve.
August 26, 2008 at 3:18 pm |
As someone who has freckles (which may or may not have anything to do with it), I’ve never found them particularly attractive on the male specimen. But hot-damn do they look good on this boy! You have opened my eyes to a whole new world, and for that I must thank you!
August 26, 2008 at 6:00 pm |
I think we need more Day-Before Hump Day hotties. Also even though I know that he is age appropriate he still looks far too young for me. It may be the freckles.
August 26, 2008 at 6:40 pm |
I don’t normally find him attractive, but those first two pics…yum. If only he always looked like that–I might be able to forgive him that goal vs. Germany.
I agree w/Janalee, he looks like a youngin’. He’s just so slender and has such a baby face.
August 27, 2008 at 12:37 am |
He has his days for me. His grooming habits creep me out, but sometimes I find him hot. And I did not like that goal against Germany.
August 27, 2008 at 10:18 am |
MMM MMM Good.
August 27, 2008 at 3:17 pm |
Thank you SO MUCH for posting the Nando hotness. I love it when he rocks the man-headband, in fact. All of these pictures are delicious.
September 1, 2008 at 12:28 am |
Fernando Torres is so hot. God I love me some Spanish footballers. Thank you for posting this hot piece of manflesh!
September 21, 2008 at 11:39 am |
oooh he’s spanish! i like!!
January 6, 2009 at 9:02 pm |
Number One !
February 13, 2009 at 1:29 pm |
number 1 football player.. 1 he is a good footballer but mostly because HE IS SOO HOT ;) Yummy.
February 20, 2009 at 5:25 pm |
Oh my good , Torres is sooo hot , and that goal aginst Germany makes him even hotter , by the way he’s not that young and i just love the freckles , :)
March 14, 2009 at 8:45 pm |
Hottie….=]
Everytime I See Him He Looks Hotter.!
Plus He Plays For Mi Fav Team >> Liverpool
&& He’s Got Freckles…I’ve Got Freckles
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Perfect ;)
March 21, 2009 at 10:54 am |
I would give anything to sleep next to this man :O
Oh my god, with his lil dimples and freckles and the most lush tan aver :) he is my boy :P
I think mr. Fernando jose torres sanz is stunning :) and happy birthday to him for yesterday
Ly
April 22, 2009 at 8:39 pm |
Fernando Torres is hot…sexy..no. 1
May 11, 2009 at 6:39 pm |
He is a beautiful beautiful man.
*wants*
June 8, 2009 at 12:47 pm |
thank you, thank you and thank you another million times for posting these piccies of this most perfect man …. yum yum yum …. but was recently devastated to find out he is getting married in summer and his very lucky girlfriend is having a baby!! boo hoo !!
July 31, 2009 at 7:27 am |
WoW~Torres
August 12, 2009 at 1:55 am |
torres bravoooooooooo mi piace molto perche giocha bene
August 12, 2009 at 1:58 am |
torres me pelqe se lun mir bravo
August 14, 2009 at 11:36 am |
wow torres is very hot….the most beautiful player in the worldddd ….and he play in my favourite team liverpool i love himm……..soo beautiful….
August 14, 2009 at 11:37 am |
is so beautiful very hot player
August 14, 2009 at 11:38 am |
THE BEST —–HOT PLAYER EVER(l)(l)
August 15, 2009 at 9:01 am |
Kreo kee es muyy GUAPO..PRECIOSO ii tienee un kuerpo exagerao tq!!
August 15, 2009 at 5:20 pm |
TE QUIERO MUCHO.ERES MI IDOLO.UN BESO
August 16, 2009 at 4:49 pm |
I LOVE YOU sO mUCH TORRES: YOU ARE THE BEST PLAYER. YOU ARE SOO HOT BABYY. <3<3<3
August 17, 2009 at 5:06 pm |
oh my god how hot he is .just like my boyfried.since i’ve seen those photos i dream of this nando every night
August 19, 2009 at 6:38 pm |
li tof si trre jonti fernando torre li miore joure avec moi o li lebbel joure de inglatira
August 22, 2009 at 4:02 pm |
torres j like you haw you play and mebye j am girl but j love so much football
August 26, 2009 at 5:58 am |
HOW HOTT IS HE! :O WEN I SAT ON THE FIRST ROW AT ANFIELD I COULD LITRALY REACH OUT AND TOUTCH HIM! <3 HE IS TOOOOO SEXYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU TORRES! :D ;) <33
August 26, 2009 at 9:55 am |
shum mire …super ma i mire je qaooo….kiss
August 29, 2009 at 12:17 pm |
TORRES You are strong and always happy
I love you
September 1, 2009 at 4:26 pm |
okay i have always loved him but those freckles make him even hotter !!!
<3 love him
thank you so much for opening my eyes even more for this man !!!
September 8, 2009 at 2:25 pm |
HE IS THE BEST…..KEEP DOING WHAT U DO BEST EL NINO
September 20, 2009 at 4:41 am |
TORRES – probably the most beautiful man in the world
There’s actually a ‘Gay for Torres’ group of straight men who would drop their pants for him…..
If only a photographer would capture his full charms before they fade….
Cum on Torres – do a Playgirl shoot PLEASE! (and make sure you shoot on target)
October 11, 2009 at 11:20 am |
you are the best football player
i like you, you are the 1
October 13, 2009 at 7:09 am |
fernando torres, you beautiful man :) will you do me the honour of marrying me? PLEASE? i want to have you babies get serious like crazy. LOL. i will be the happiest person alive if you just said YES ! please consider my offer? call me.. 07904357612
October 20, 2009 at 6:22 am |
you PIIIIIIIIP
November 8, 2009 at 12:59 pm |
tores is a girl