The ESPYs were filmed in Los Angeles last night. Fun! That’s Adriana Lima and her fiance Marko Jaric, of the Memphis Grizzlies. She’s a Victoria’s Secret supermodel, and that’s the best she can do? I’m sure he’s making money, but he is not that attractive. Adriana, you fail.
Danica Patrick looks great, although I’m not crazy about that belt. But what do I know, I’m wearing an Oscar the Grouch t-shirt right now. All the other pics were of Justin Timerlake and Zac Efron. Pass.
Here we have Jes-, I mean Tim Tebow. Don’t like the suit. NEXT!
It’s so nice of Michael Strahan to help Eddie Murphy’s sloppy seconds. She looks as if she’d bite his head off after mating.
Brady Quinn panicked when he realized he’d double-booked last night, but that was easily solved by bringing his baby-sitting charge with him. Seriously, how old is she? 12?
Meanwhile, Matt Leinart looks as if he’s on his way to some librarians’ convention. Really, Matt? Really?!
Now, this Matt is dressed a lot better. Kemp’s also got that sexy squint thing going on.
Eli Manning and his wife Abby make a very cute couple. Can’t even snark on them.
Holy crap, Lisa Leslie is TALL. I mean, I knew that she was tall, but until you see her next to a person of average height, you don’t get just how tall she is. I also like his pic because I think it’s funny when people appear to be freakishly short. (It makes sense in my head.)
Cristiano Ronaldo made it to the ESPYs, even hough he is suffering from some type of greasy skin disease. Or some leg thing. One or the other.
Here’s everyone’s favorite alleged sexual assailant, Colt Brennan. Good choice on the shirt, really brings out those gorgeous eyes.
Bret Favre attended with his mother, I assume. Mrs. Favre, if you are indeed Mrs. Favre, please take your son far, far away. He bores me.
Braylon Edwards looked pimp last night. I’d hit it.
Remember, the ESPYs air on Sunday, at 8 pm.