Tiger Saves Kitten and Other Awws

Want something to make you smile as you get ready for the weekend?


Matt Joyce: Professional ballplayer. Young. Handsome. Rescues helpless kittens.

As a girl, I don’t think I’m alone in thinking that there’s something extra-special-adorable about tough manly-men with cute baby animals. Some kind of double-tugging at the heartstrings, or perhaps rather the ovaries.

In that vein, this is pure and complete adorable.

“With the rain pouring down on Comerica Park Tuesday afternoon, a kitten took shelter among the wiring above the entrance way to the Tigers batting cage.
Tigers outfielder Matt Joyce, hearing the tiny black cat whimper, climbed up on a stool and, with batting gloves on to protect his hands, pulled the animal down, before carrying it up the stairs into the clubhouse.”

Aww. Awww! Aww. Equally cute and also funny is Verlander’s reaction:

“I can’t even get near that thing. I’ll get all messed up,” Verlander said, scooting by the scene. “I’m so allergic to cats.”

Apparently this is something of a trend; back in spring training, sturdy Marlins hottie Dan Uggla rescued a baby animal of his own.

“While golfing on Thursday at a local course in Jupiter, Uggla’s cart almost struck a baby raccoon. Seeing the animal was alone and struggling, the Marlins second baseman wrapped it in a towel and brought it back to the apartment. The players started calling it Ricky.”

A) They missed a golden opportunity to name it Rocky Raccoon, and now that’s stuck in my head. B) Rescuing a crying, rained-on kitten is commendable, no doubt. But really – what’re you supposed to do? Fry it up and serve the team kitty fritters? Of course you’re going to rescue the kitten. But helping a baby raccoon, lost on a golf course, is somewhat more heroic, I think. And I’m totally not just saying that because I have a crush on Dan Uggla. Nope.

“Uggla is rooming with Logan Kensing and Jeremy Hermida. Kensing read up on raccoons on the Internet, and the pitcher is feeding the animal, which is only a couple of inches long.
‘It can fit in your palm,’ Uggla said. “It doesn’t do anything. We put it in a basket, and all it does is sleep.”

Awwwwwwwww. They called the animal control center, who took Ricky and found him a home. Awww.


N’awwwwww. That sound you hear is just me melting into a puddle, don’t worry about it.

So how about you ladies (and gentlemen)? What are your favorite adorable athlete stories?

7 thoughts on “Tiger Saves Kitten and Other Awws

  1. JOYCE FED THE CAT MILK!
    “The kitten was last seen being fed milk in a bowl by Joyce in the Tigers clubhouse kitchen.”

    Holy crap, that’s seriously too much to handle. Awwwww!

  2. Not the heart strings, def the ovaries. I want a hot athlete man plus small, needy, baby creature of my own!

  3. it is seriously too much awwww. We were hoping they’d keep the cat around and name it Tiger and maybe it would bring them a bit of luck.

    Also? New nickname: Catt Joyce. Squee!

    I feel like there needs to be an LOLcat here somewhere.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s