Hump Day Hottie: Ryan Lochte

You might already know this, but I’m sort of obsessed with the Olympics. The sports, the pageantry, the athletes who are not, for the most part, in it for the money - I love it all. Since Sunday, I have been ensconced in the swimming Olympic Trials. One look at Ryan Lochte - who will be swimming the 400 IM and maybe more - I knew I had to share him with you.

He’s looking in the stands for me. I’m right here, Ryan!

Working with Special Olympics athletes. Awww… (Photo by Guang Niu/Getty Images)

(Paul Thomas/Associated Press)

Check out the braces and the tat. Yum.
(Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)
(Torsten Blackwood, AFP/Getty Images)

97 Responses to “Hump Day Hottie: Ryan Lochte”

  1. E Says:

    GUHHHHHH. Hot. And I usually don’t like swimmers.

  2. Minda Says:

    OHMYGOD this post is a dream come true!! WOW.

  3. Maureen Says:

    Oh my, another sexy backstroker? Between him and Aaron Peirsol, a girl can’t go wrong.

  4. Chitown Chick Says:

    I wouldn’t mind being between Ryan and Aaron Piersol.

  5. allthewine Says:

    reason to love the olympics: swimmers. Swimming. This.

  6. lgraves65 Says:

    Yesssssssss. I would like to be the turkey in an Aaron, Ryan, Michael club sandwich.

  7. Janalee Says:

    That’s a wonderful way to start a second Monday. Had day off yesterday so it feels like Monday all over agian.

  8. mistresschristina Says:

    Chitown Chick: I think these are some of the exact photos I used in my audition entry. I LOVE RYAN LOCHTE!

  9. Pam Says:

    Yes, please. I like swimmers. A lot. And Chitown, while I’m probably not obsessed, I do love the olympics too.

    That one with his back arched over the pool (#7 I think), makes my girly parts tingly!

    (also, I think he looks like one of the Carlson twins in that 1st pic)

  10. Chitown Chick Says:

    I audibly gasped when I found the back arched over the pool picture.

  11. danielleia Says:

    I’m glad I’m not the only one obsessing over the Olympics already. We share a love for Ryan. Thank you for that spectacular post. Now, excuse me, I need to stare at some pictures.

  12. Katie K. Says:

    You read my mind! I was watching the trials on Sunday night and thinking “Who is that gorgeous swimmer?!” And then set off on a google search which brought me to this video, which is perfect for working on your backstroke or just for feeling like a pervy weirdo: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7CmM_Z3Zt5U

  13. dameofextratime Says:

    I’ve already told you how I feel but I will reiterate: HE NEEDS TO CALL ME IMMEDIATELY.

    And he carries off the curly long-ish hair in pic #6 quite nicely.

    [I think we should keep a running tally of how many Olympians have the Olympic rings tattoo. I feel like I've seen a lot of them.]

  14. Chitown Chick Says:

    Dame, that would be a worthwhile endeavor. I know lots of wrestlers who have done it, and in this picture:

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/381028570_083475b1f7.jpg

    you may notice a little bit of a tat peeking out from Michael Phelps’ f*** me muscle.

  15. lgraves65 Says:

    You know, I’m glad that water is an nth degree above freezing because I think those suits require some, um, “shrinkage.”

  16. chasevidwrightley Says:

    OH MY LORD…I…uh…*ahem*…nomnom…

    (*ahem* Yeah, I’ll reply again if/when I find my words.)

  17. snoopy Says:

    Thank you!

    *standing and applauding*

  18. Becky Says:

    um, college world series and now olympic swim trials? I LOVE living in Omaha!

  19. Rusty Says:

    mmm swimmers.

    My favorite picture is the one at the top.

    And what’s going on in his bathing suit when he’s arching to start the backstroke?

  20. Jess Says:

    Um. Goodness. He is something, isn’t he..

  21. chasevidwrightley Says:

    I keep coming back in this post.

    Gosh I love swimmers.

    And that tattoo…is in The Hot Spot(tm).

  22. gabi michel Says:

    luv swimming and swim for only one reason.

  23. Romosexual Says:

    wow! and here i thought phelps was the sexiest but he’s got nuthin on this guy……..

  24. alphamom Says:

    I feel a rush of patriotism throughout my lady bits…. He makes me want to sing “Hail to the Chief.”

  25. Kampi Says:

    OMG! I saw Lochte last night competing in the 400 M Medley of the Olympics and was smitten. He is definitely a H-O-T-T-I-E!

  26. Laura Says:

    OK. Saw him last night competing in the 400 IM of the Olympics. I am hooked. had to link this page to at least 20 of my 40 yr old stay at home mommies - we need a little yummy in our lives. Does anyone think he looks like a young and built Patrick Dempsey?

  27. TheMommason Says:

    They aren’t braces it’s his Grill lol and he’s a great kid from a wonderful loving, giving and humble family. GOOOOOOOOOO RYAN!!!!!! I about lost my voice when he was leading on the 2nd transition of the 400m

  28. Obsessed with Swimming Says:

    Oh, One look at Ryan’s muscles i new that he is HOT! major HOT!
    i see Alot of girls are into Ryan…
    One day I Will Be There Competing Women’s 100m Butterfly!
    I’m obsessed with Swimming, not only i love swimming but i love teaching kinds to swim too!

  29. Wonder Says:

    I used to like Michel Phelps i thought he was the Hottes guy there is!
    But when i saw Lochet i new Lochet is way Hotter!

  30. Sabrina :) Says:

    Ryan Lochte is the FINEST MAN ALIVE. Love his hair, his innocent face, omg he is just perfection. Whenever he’s on I run into the room just to watch his hotness in HD.

    He is my dream man, I just know it! :) He’s just sooooooo goooorgeeeooouuuus omg Ryan I need his autograph! :)

  31. Fluffette Says:

    Ohhhhhh my! We don’t have anything like this in England! Nothing else for it, I’m going to have to become an honorary American on this one so I can drool to my hearts content. Aw man, that smile!

  32. MIchelle Says:

    I agree completely.

    Just to let you know, those aren’t braces. That’s a grill… meaning Mr. Lochte is going to be a rapper after his professional swimming career.

  33. New Swim Fan Says:

    Check out the following:

    http://www.swimstars.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=10&pos=4

    All I can say is, “God Bless America!!!”

  34. Chelsea Says:

    oh my god he is so sexy and adorable, and the fact that he is an Olympic gold medalist makes it oh so much better.

  35. Heather Says:

    Oh how hot !!!!

  36. Mama of lookalike Says:

    Well I must admit this young man is very attractive and I totally see the attraction. I love the pic of him in the white trunks. However, I was shocked to see how much he looked like my oldest son, ruining the whole girly parts tingling, bummer. Sorry girls, my boy is taken.

  37. Jennifer Says:

    Wow… yep, wow. And he’s a Gator, that makes him all the more sexy to me….

  38. Opera Barb Says:

    Now that Matthew McConaughey is busy changing diapers, Ryan Lochte is my new dream hunk!

  39. ssckatt Says:

    woo hoo I like the one in the white shorts too, reminds me of my husband, so I don’t need pictures when I got the real thing

  40. cate Says:

    Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Deeeeeeelishus!

  41. Sharla Says:

    I’m going to ask Santa for him this year :)

  42. Candy Says:

    Lochte is hot but I just can’t get over the muscle definition on Michael Phelps’ lower abdomen…yum. Must go watch more olympics…..

  43. Betty Says:

    the olny reason I watch the olympics is to see the swimmers. They are so HOT!!

  44. Ammo Chik Says:

    All I can say is……..YUM-E!!!!

  45. Marie Says:

    I am in LOVE. Dear lord ths guy is one, big muscular drink of water.

  46. sexii mamii Says:

    he’s too hot

  47. Mike Says:

    Gay

  48. Melanie Says:

    OK .. lol
    I personally do think he’s HOT… why dont they just make a movie star outta him and be done with it?
    They could start with underwear commercials … GRIN
    Then move him into something more substantial… like the big screen…
    Can this guy act? Does anyone know? Does anyone CARE? LOL

  49. Jen Says:

    To whoever started this site, Thankyou! From day one that I saw Ryan I have not stopped staring. My family wonders why I cheer so loud for him and not Phelps. Hello! Look at him lol!

  50. alyssa Says:

    so hot..i didnt like swimmers…until now….. omg ryan i love youuuuuuuuu

  51. Geraldine Says:

    Ryan Lochte is pretty. Haha.

  52. Diver Man Says:

    I bet this fag has a small penis..

  53. Darren Says:

    Is he gay? no hair?

  54. teal chic Says:

    He is soooo hot!!!!! :)

  55. Claudia Says:

    Wow. Not only is he gorgeous, but judging from the pictures, he seems very down-to-earth and funny. Too bad NBC doesn’t spend more time interviewing him. It’s always the same old interviews with Michael Phelps, who always looks like he’d rather be anywhere else than talking to us nobodies at home. :)

  56. megan lynn Says:

    THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU for those fabulous, I’m sorry, DELICIOUS photos of Lochte and for the entire website. Finally a way for women to check out gorgeous men!!!! The male swimming is one of my favorite Olympic sports - can you guess why?!! (Male gymnasts have the bods, too!!)

  57. natalie Says:

    GAHHHH!

  58. kelly Says:

    Oh my god. As a swimmer it’s so nice when a all around nice guy comes in to play. he has a great body, not scrawny like phelps, but the typical “V” swimmer body. tiny waist, big, probably great for cuddling, shoulders/arms… yummy… I’m as a loss for words to describe this guy…. a picture says a thousand words. :)

  59. Chuck Says:

    So ladies, what makes u so sure he plays for your team?

  60. Debbie Says:

    WOW! After seing these photos I’ll be taking an extra loooong bubble bath tonight……girls, youknow what I mean……………….

  61. Riley Says:

    oh my god….the minute women discover a truly deliciously hot guy, every other jealous mail automatically labels him “gay”. Get over it!

  62. Jay Says:

    Who cares if he’s GAY or STRAIGHT! He’s a GOLD medalist in the Olympics! I like him for that. And maybe the men on here should take note, you’re just saying he’s gay because you can’t stand it that he’s the center of attention and you’re not! Go to a gym and loose that beer belly, maybe then you’ll get some attention!

  63. amelia Says:

    SA-WOON.

  64. megan mcdermott Says:

    hey those arent braces…its a grill, i have to say just a bit cooler than braces hahaha. ryan’s the best backstroker ever yay…and hes not gay :)

  65. sue Says:

    My heart pumps more than a hundred beats/minute everytime I see Lochte’s packs & bumps!!! Can I take that white trunk (pic #3) as a souvenir? PLEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!
    I’ll see to it that my husband & 2 boys can’t take it away from me!
    OHHHHH…..RYANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

  66. Rianne Says:

    Oh my God! Ryan is so Yummy! I love all those pics.

  67. Belle Says:

    I need a sperm donor….RYAN LOCHTE….100% QUALIFIED!!!!!!!!!!

  68. ann Says:

    Does he remind anyone else of one of those Roman statues representing young male perfection?

    He’s a gator, huh? I’d like to chomp on ‘at!

  69. keenjane Says:

    Number three tells you everything you need to know about that georgous man. Let’s here it for tiny white briefs!!!!!!! THINK WE CAN GET AN ACTION FIGURE OF THAT BODY…uh man?

  70. Starlite Says:

    he is too cute he is always smiling with that gorgeous smile what girl can’t fall in love with him by the appearence i just got a few of words to say HOT! HOT! HOT!!!!!!!!

  71. honeysucklebaby Says:

    someone put me on a plane to Beijing….i found my new baby daddy! ;)

  72. becka Says:

    *fans self* omg! where can i get one of him?!?!

  73. Bink Says:

    God damn, he’s a hott piece of man candy! ;)

  74. Mary Says:

    he’s a nice hot flash. can i get one of him to go?

  75. Bella Says:

    That smile makes me melt everytime! When he won his gold, I felt so happy for him like he was my husband winning the gold for me… ;)

  76. Rose Says:

    Hmmmm….hott…makes me wonder how his C_ _ _ looks like?!

  77. cassmc Says:

    Ryan Lochte is hott. and so is michael phelps. thats why women watch the olympics.

  78. warcrygirl Says:

    Ahhh, yes, Lochte is a hottie but I’ll always have eyes for Phelps. I’ve always loved the male swimmers’ physique.

  79. Lea Says:

    Mmmmmmmmm… not bad. I miss Matt Biondi though. Rosolino is not bad either. Michael Phelps hot? Get some glasses girl! Not bad Ryan, not bad.

  80. Achievement « Malstrom’s Articles News Says:

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  81. Faye Says:

    He is def. easy on the eyes.

  82. SwimChick2012 Says:

    That’s a grill, not braces, retard. If you realy liked him you would have know that.

  83. Suri Says:

    Yes, he is pretty hot!!

  84. Lennise Says:

    HA TA….he’s got my vote!

  85. alli Says:

    holy hot, and amazinggg!!!!!!!

  86. yaya Says:

    He is perfection. Ryan Lochte’s girlfriend is Olympic Swimmer Caroline Burckle, though.
    I can still dream right?

  87. delilah Says:

    Yikes! How lucky are we that he has to wear a speedo? Mama mia he’s fine.

  88. sami Says:

    mmmm he’s got it all, scrumsious!!!!

    and he actuslly is a decent guy…

    he actually might be one of those perfect guys girls!!!!

    hes going to go off the market quickly

  89. delilah Says:

    Come on Ryan, market that junk! We need to see much more of you than Phelpsy. Koodos to him and he is fantastic but a girl needs what you got. The yum factor. Note to NBC, CBS, ETC, more Ryan please.

  90. natalia b. Says:

    OMG!

    Ryan, you should call me as soon as you come home from Beijing!!!

    He is absolutely gorgeous!

    http://www.athlebrities.com/post-images/ryanlochte.jpg

  91. natalia b. Says:

    oh and,

    THANK YOU LADIES FOR THE POST!!!

    I love it!!!

    ;>

  92. Susan Says:

    Ooh la la. He is yummy. All of the US male swimmers had amazing bodies this year but Lochte stands out from the rest. It’s the playful quality that he has about him that makes him so appealing.

    But he should keep the short hair, the better to show off that gorgeous face. Like in the top photo, god how hot is he?

    http://www.swimstars.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=1554&pos=2
    http://www.swimstars.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=1554&pos=3

  93. delilah Says:

    ok, car is packed, got my astronaut underwear, mink hand cuffs, be in G-spot in about 28 hours! JK!

  94. Tabby Says:

    He looks like a young James Dean in pic 1!

  95. Ama Says:

    Swimmers have the nicest bodies. They usually don’t have a pretty hot face, but Ryan Lochte just has it allllll. Dammmm babyyy!<3

  96. Skate and Annoy » Archive » American Hero or Skater Traitor? Says:

    [...] Ryan Lochte recently obtained two gold and two bronze medals in the 2008 Beijing Olympics for his swimming. He even set a world record for the 200 meter backstroke.  However, the Olympic trials in July were in question for him due to an injured ankle acquired while dropping from the deck of his house, as noted by the folks at Yahoo!Sports. [...]

  97. coa Says:

    I WAS DRINKIN WATER WHEN I SAW THE FIRST PIC AND I LITERALLY JUST DROP MY MOUTH OPEN AND SPILLED THE WATER ALL OVER MYSELF!!! RYAN LOCHTE IS SOOO HOOOT AND SO IS MICHAEL PHELPS HE MIGHT NOT BE AS GOOD LOOKIN AS LOCHTE BUT FOR SURE HE HAS A GORGEOUS BOD

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