Your eyes aren’t deceiving you. It’s double the dose of HDH. Why? Well, why not? And as I have nothing else to add here except words for the sake of having words, let’s get to the all Pennsylvania final.
You know we’re starting with Crosby, right? Yes, I’m that predictable.

Pittsburgh Penguins
Ryan Malone

Jordan Staal

Kris Letang

Brooks Orpik

Marc-Andre Fleury

Philadelphia Flyers
Danny Briere

Joffrey Lupul

Mike Richards

Patrick Thoresen

R.J. Umberger

Scottie Upshall

Martin Biron
Okay, the hot picture of Biron is in Cinnamon Girl’s post from yesterday, so this one has his gorgeous eyes on display.

May 7, 2008 at 2:24 pm |
I think Erik is the best looking Staal brother.
Daniel Briere? Suvery Says: X!!!!!!
ewwww
May 7, 2008 at 3:36 pm |
Scottie Upshall, formerly of the AHL Milwaukee Admirals. Hello again!
May 7, 2008 at 4:51 pm |
Whats Upshall!
May 7, 2008 at 5:03 pm |
They always say to ride the hot goalie to a big win.
May 7, 2008 at 5:15 pm |
…*still thinks Crosby is fugly*
/shot
May 7, 2008 at 5:27 pm |
My first year of university I voted for a guy for student council president because he looked like Scottie Upshall.
May 7, 2008 at 5:29 pm |
this wednesday needed two hdh posts… and i got my wish. thank you, ladies… i now do not need to drown my sorrows in a bottle of cheap red wine while watching wheel of fortune.
May 7, 2008 at 5:56 pm |
Oh man, I need to start watching hockey again.
May 7, 2008 at 6:37 pm |
@ CosmicAnna: Speak for yourself. That sounds triple awesome sauce.
May 7, 2008 at 6:47 pm |
Is Jordan hugging his brother there? If so, I approve muchly, SA. Eric is still the hotter Staal though.
@ Act – Come on! Seriously? He’s boring as a board and a little annoying but he’s pretty.
May 7, 2008 at 6:50 pm |
I had the strangest dream about Fleury two nights ago. And yes he was in full goalie gear…
Although I find Sid absolutely dreamy, he does has some epic teeth. :)
But no list of hot Pens should be w/out the original Penguin hottie, SuperMario! (Honestly, he’s the reason I started following hockey!)
May 7, 2008 at 6:59 pm |
Umm, HELLO Kris Letang. He’s cute AND his last name is fun to say!
May 7, 2008 at 10:27 pm |
Sidney Crosby makes me feel like a TCAP suspect.
May 8, 2008 at 9:52 am |
He’s cute AND his last name is fun to say!
Until I got into the habit of referring to him as “Kris LePuntang”
May 8, 2008 at 10:38 am |
@Pam
Wow, way to ruin it for me… ;)
May 8, 2008 at 12:16 pm |
@Tuffy Well, that IS generally how i spend my wednesday nights anyway (i’m not even kidding), but the fact that i didn’t NEED to last night after all these hot-sporting-men made it all the better. :)
May 8, 2008 at 1:57 pm |
@ DoET
Did you see that ’stache he tried to grow? *shudder* I’ve always found him ugly. He’s not even attractive in that “ugly hockey player” kind of way like Ovechkin or something.
May 9, 2008 at 8:48 pm |
Ain’t nobody watching you, Sid. You ain’t that fly…
@Empress Act: I totally agree with you. Ovie is like quirky looking that makes him alright. Sid is just, ugh.
May 11, 2008 at 10:45 pm |
I might agree that the kid is adorable, but he needs to get rid of that fucking perv mustache . It makes me feel dirty.
May 19, 2008 at 11:32 pm |
I am way late to this post, but I was watching the Pens-Flyers game yesterday afternoon and I think Sid the kid, besides being making me feel like a dirty old woman, is unfortunately now the third person I like who has the same first name as one of my dead relatives…