Hump Day Hottie: The Best of the Draft

As you may know, the Ladies… spent Saturday and Sunday watching and blogging the NFL Draft. Strapping young men in suits about to be come millionaires? Yes, please!

Football powers, activate!

After the jump, a look at some of the best and brightest of the draft. Keep in mind that this list is nowhere near comprehensive, as there were many, many hot men who got new jobs this weekend. These are some of my favorites. Please feel free to share your favorites in the comments.

Chris Long, DE, Virginia, now with the St. Louis Rams.

He was a fan favorite of all of the Ladies… Well educated, 6′4″, 275, an amazing pass rusher, and big strong arms.

Joe Flacco, QB, University of Delaware, now with the Baltimore Ravens

He’s tall and throws a frozen rope with every pass. Done and done.

Jordy Nelson, WR, Kansas State (blegh) now with the Green Bay Packers (more blegh)

Just a good old boy, never meanin’ no harm…

Brian Brohm, QB, Louisville, now with the Green Bay Packers (blegh)

Too cute to be a Packer. Oh well.

Tom Zbikowski. FS, Notre Dame, Baltimore Ravens

This man is beloved in his hometown of Chicago, and really, why wouldn’t we love him. A hard-working free safety, a boxer, and beautiful eyes.

And finally, you didn’t really think that I would end this without showing an adorable Missouri Tiger, did you?

Martin “Mother” Rucker, TE, University of Missouri, now with the Cleveland Browns. (Get it? MotherRucker?)

Seriously, how precious is he? He was an amazing leader for the Tigers this year, and he has lovely eyes and dimples.