Seriously…that was the BEST picture they could find?
Well, I guess if anybody is going to shit his pants during a game, Tyler Hansbrough is going to do it in the hardest-working, grittiest, most blue-collar way.
Oops, I Crapped My Pants
By ladyandreaSeriously…that was the BEST picture they could find?
April 3, 2008 at 12:58 pm |
Grit, hard work, blue-collar…oh, yes, we can’t do a story without those. You might also say he’s going to be the first to arrive at the pants-crapping court, and the last one to leave… or that he really leads by example in pants-crapping, his teammates all respect the way he craps his pants, and he will always crap his pants the same way no matter how much media attention he gets.
(Also, I think that headline “Why the Top Seeds Dominated the Brackets” is one of the dumbest things I’ve seen today. Do you suppose they dominated the brackets because, oh I don’t know…they’re the top fucking seeds??)
April 3, 2008 at 1:08 pm |
Minda +1
Also, that’s probably the face he makes as he braces himself on the walls of the bathroom stall. Dude’s intense.
April 3, 2008 at 2:53 pm |
No matter what face “Psycho T” makes, it always looks ridiculous and makes me want to punch him.
April 3, 2008 at 3:05 pm |
Ditto S2N.
Oh, and I hate him. With every little thing in me.
April 3, 2008 at 3:07 pm |
Thirded.
April 3, 2008 at 3:30 pm |
I wish I had the photoshop skills to really go to town on that picture.
Is he the David Eckstein of NCAA? So gritty! The hardest working person on the planet!
April 3, 2008 at 4:33 pm |
Tyler Hansbrough shits intensity and pisses desire.
April 3, 2008 at 4:54 pm |
It is a known fact here at UNC that he shits his pants prior to the game, for motivation. That’s why he works so hard.
April 4, 2008 at 9:05 am |
apparently he’s been spending too much time swapping “game-tips” with K-State’s Bill Walker.
April 4, 2008 at 2:00 pm |
Hate. Hate. HAAAATE.
(In fact, I keep a picture of his bloody face [thank you, Gerald! Love you!] on my desk.)
April 4, 2008 at 2:02 pm |
Oh, and “blue collar” my ass. His dad is freakin’ DOCTOR who built a house with a complete fitness center and indoor basketball court so that “Psycho T” and Ben didn’t have to practice or work out with the Poplar Bluff riff-raff.
Hate hate hate.
April 4, 2008 at 4:15 pm |
Thank you Andie for providing me w/endless hilarity today. Everytime I’ve heard someone today slurping him, I mentally add “pooping his pants” and nearly do so myself laughing. It is going to be a fun weekend1 :)
April 4, 2008 at 9:21 pm |
eamonn, your a douche bag plain and simple. lgrave65, if you applaud cheeapshots you must be a dookie and hansbrough may have grown up affluent but his work ethic is pure grit …your a douche bag too.
April 4, 2008 at 9:50 pm |
“Your” a douche bag?
April 5, 2008 at 9:14 am |
I’m dreading to see how many fouls and travels this guy gets away with tonight or how many phantom foul calls Kansas will get against them. Could this guy just go away?
April 5, 2008 at 10:17 am |
You say “dookie” like that’s a BAD thing!
I am.
And proud to be one.
April 6, 2008 at 1:19 am |
HANSBLOW REALLY DID CRAP HIS PANTS WHEN KANSAS CAME TO TOWN AND TOOK HIM AND THE OTHER PRIMOS DOWN.
KANSAS AND THE BIG TWELVE BABY TAKING THE NCAA CHAMPS TITLE
April 6, 2008 at 11:10 am |
I love how the NPOY got outhustled by a freshman coming off the bench for KU.
April 6, 2008 at 5:25 pm |
Damn straight Lisa.
April 15, 2008 at 11:31 pm |
I wonder if he craped a big one when he first saw the gigantic Kenny George. Tyler looked scared shitless as he had to face the 7′8 380lb giant. tyler looked absolutly tiny next to the giant. If the giant had caught Tyler when he went up to dunk I think he would have squeezed the crap right out of Tyler Hansbrough.