At my other sandbox, we are doing a What If simulated season. Every writer there covers a specific team, so they can draft anybody from the past 25 years of their team. I do not have a specific team, so I get to do a “theme” team and I chose Hotties (natch). In order to get some inspiration for which Diamond Dolls I wanted to draft, I started looking through last year’s Bringing the Heat features. I got to the Toronto Blue Jays, which just happened to be one of the teams that I covered, and what did I find?
That’s right. The fact that my boyfriend now lives in Canada and has swapped redbirds for bluebirds is…all my fault.
*cries*
Ha. But I’m glad Rolen’s in the AL East–I’m happy to see more of him!
Aww, poor LA.
At least now you can be sure that…You have the POWER.
You have to eventually stop blaming yourself and realize you did something very good. Except for defense, because Troy sucks there.
You shut your filthy mouth, Burnsy. *sniffle*
Hmmm…so you have the power to move players to other teams? This is a gift I wish I had!
I sympathize, LA. If it makes you feel any better, I got it confirmed that I have the power to retire players. So *that’s* fun.
You know who I would draft (in the pants) if I had the opportunity?
That’s right.
“Draft in the pants”?
I think it’s just flatis.
If you want to see unadulterated swooning over another Blue Jay (the lovely and beguiling Alex Rios), check out the link below.
http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_20176.aspx
This seriously ran in the middle of a spring training telecast…instead of the actual game.
Still, we salute Kathryn Humphries’ for asking the brave question about what it is like in the Jays’ shower.
Would you be willing to call Adrian Gonzalez the Mexican Albert Pujols for me? Thanks.