From the insane amount of “Riley Skinner” searches over the past couple 
of days, it’s obvious what you want: uncensored naked pictures of the Skinner flute. Unfortunately, we can’t find them, despite spending approximately seven hours googling him (not a euphemism).
But because we love you the mostestest, we’re offering you the next best thing: the chance to make your own with our official Ladies… Build-A-Skinner.
Print out the template after the jump and draw your own, um, little Deacon. Or big Deacon. Or an “I promise, this hasn’t ever happened before. I guess he’s just shy.” Deacon. Your call.
Clicky for a big ‘un.
You’re welcome.
January 31, 2008 at 4:57 pm |
he’s like a Ken doll, but hairier.
truly disturbing imagery, gals.
January 31, 2008 at 5:37 pm |
Please tell me you are going to post the winners…this is hysterical!
January 31, 2008 at 5:56 pm |
ABSOLUTELY.
Email your finished Skinners to ladiesdotdotdot [at] gmail dot com or post a flickr link in the comments.
January 31, 2008 at 6:32 pm |
Oh, oh, hilarious. I can not WAIT to see what y’all can do to Mr. Skinner.
Good work on Wake Forest’s part to get rid of all the originals. I wish they didn’t do so well.
January 31, 2008 at 9:51 pm |
BRAVO!!! CAN’T…..STOP….LAUGHING…..and this is before the finished…ahem…product.
January 31, 2008 at 10:22 pm |
The originals are DEFINITELY still out there.
I could get my hands on one (so to speak) if I really wanted to… but I really have no desire whatsoever to see Riley’s dong.
Yeah, I’m a dude. Sorry.
February 1, 2008 at 1:48 am |
This reminds me of that toy we played with as a kid where you could draw mustaches and hair on some dude with metal shaving and a magnet.
February 1, 2008 at 1:49 am |
So, BBDeac, how much do you love the ladies around here? Hook a sister up! (please.)
February 1, 2008 at 2:25 am |
Doug, I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Riley – the fair haired man boy that he is – is not as hairy as the Metal Mustache/hair/beard man.
February 1, 2008 at 8:39 am |
Too effing funny!!!
February 1, 2008 at 9:53 am |
Now THATS useful!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23047213@N04/
February 3, 2008 at 3:09 pm |
Kennethinthe212.blogspot.com has the uncensored Riley Skinner shots. Let’s just say he has a LOT to be proud of.
February 3, 2008 at 10:42 pm |
better than a canister vacuum?? I don’t know, VolsFan………I just don’t know.
February 24, 2008 at 4:53 pm |
BBDeac is right, the originals are definitely available. However, I am also a dude and don’t wish to see it.
June 17, 2008 at 10:53 am |
Corn Allergy Symptoms…
Corn Allergy Symptoms…