Revin’ My Motor At the Motor City Bowl

So, I’m suddenly very familiar with Dan LeFevour. Hello you. I’m sorry your second-half surge fell short and you lost to Purdue on a last-second field goal. But you still threw for almost 300 yards and had 4 touchdowns. And you’re hot. Here’s my tribute to Mr. LeFevour. Because I’ve got a fever and the only prescription is…more LeFevour.


I’m hot blooded, check it and see. I got LeFevour of 103.

LeFevour, LeFevour, we know how to do it.
Gimme LeFevour, LeFevour, we know how to show it.

Boogie LeFevour, got to boogie down.
Boogie LeFevour, I think it’s going around.

Never knew how much I love you,
Never knew how much I care.
When you put your arms around me,
I get LeFevour that’s so hard to bear
You give me LeFevour when you kiss me,
LeFevour
when you hold me tight
LeFevour … in the morning, LeFevour all through the night

Well, I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand.
They know they getting it from me, they know just where to go.
When they need their loving man they know I’m doing it for free.
I give them cat scratch LeFevour, cat scratch LeFevour.

LeFevour sure has got me good.
What do you do when LeFevour takes hold?
I can’t help but need this drug.
Don’t you feel the LeFevour like I do? (feel the LeFevour).

LeFevour, you set my soul on fire.
LeFevour, you fill me with desire.
LeFevour, you always get it right.
LeFevour
, all day and all night.

Well, I went to the doctor to tell him the news.
I got LeFevour from my head to my shoes.
Nurse said sorry but the doc’s not in.
He’s got LeFevour too, it’s summer again.

Burning up with LeFevour, you’re LeFevour inside.
I’m burning up with LeFevour, it’s something I can’t hide.

Desire, desire, LeFevour getting higher.
Desire, desire, burning, burning.

LeFevour breathe your love on me, take away my name.
LeFevour lay your hands on me, never be the same.
Doctor, doctor, can’t you see I’m burning, burning?

But you know that there’s LeFevour
That you’ll never find nowhere else.
Can’t you feel it burnin’ on and on?
Oh Dan, our love holds on. Holds on.

I know you, I know that you stopped running.
You knew I had somethin’ to show you.
LeFevour tamed like an angel came
Made music of my name, sweet darling.

Minding my own business when you came along.
The temperature’s running hot, LeFevour was so strong.

Did you catch LeFevour, flying toward the moon?

Rush me, ghost you see, every center my home.
LeFevour steam girl throb the oceans.

Nailed to my head a tambourine
And a guitar laced to my wrist.
Stone cold LeFevour, an internal melody.

C’mon, give me LeFevour.
Put your little hand in mine.

I said the feeling you got to get,
Gimme LeFevour in a cold sweat.

Cause all you women is low-down gamblers,
Cheatin’ like I don’t know how.
Baby, baby there’s LeFevour in the funk house now.

Rainy night, I’m all alone.
Sittin’ here waitin’ for your voice on the phone.
LeFevour turns to cold, cold sweat
Thinkin’ about the things we ain’t done yet.

She says, ‘C’mere little boy,
I’ll put my pussy right on your face.
Because LeFevour is runnin’ hot and high and
You’re the boy that makes me feel like I’m alive.’

I felt all flushed with LeFevour, embarrassed by the crowd.
I felt he found my letters and read each one out loud.

LeFevour that makes you wanna shed your skin,
A walking testament to original sin.

Now listen to me, I’m burnin,’ burnin,’
I got LeFevour. I know for sure there ain’t no cure.

Girls like her are very special girls, girls like her don’t rest
Til you too are a believer, til you too have caught LeFevour.

Rolling on, hear the wheels singing.
LeFevour keeps coming on so strong.

Ooh, you’re giving me LeFevour tonight.
I don’t wanna give in, I’d be playin’ with fire.

Lord, I want though sweet rain drops to begin.
Cool LeFevour and keep me home.

The full moon is callin,’ LeFevour is high
and the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires.
Well, I gotta few of my own.

When I look in your eyes I go crazy.
LeFevour
’s high with the lights down low.
Take me over the edge, make me lose control.

I got LeFevour for the flavor of a crowd pleaser.

Zappin’ it to you, the pressure’s everywhere.
Goin’ right through you,
LeFevour’s
in the air, oh yeah it’s there.
Don’t underestimate the power of a lifetime ahead.

I’ve been in love and lost my senses,
Spinning through the town.
Sooner or later LeFevour ends
And I wind up feeling down.

I’ve got a LeFevour, come check it and see.
There’s something burning and rolling in me.
We may not last but we’ll have fun till it ends.
C’mon baby, be my bad boyfriend.


Seriously. Be my bad boyfriend.

 

14 thoughts on “Revin’ My Motor At the Motor City Bowl

  1. Hahaha. That is awesome. I love you Andie.

    He looks like such a baby in picture #3. Either that or I’m getting old. And picture #4 looks kind of like a Broadway rendition of a quarterback.

  2. Sorry, BTO. Painter had a great game and I was tickled to see the Big Ten win a bowl game b/c we aren’t going to win very many. But….it’s LeFevour Fever around here today.

    Doug, he is a baby. He’s just a sophomore. If he would’ve rushed for just one more TD last night, he could’ve joined Tebow as the only QB to pass/rush for 20/20 in one season.

    Holly: awww, thanks! : )

  3. Criteria for being considered “hot” on Ladies…

    1. Be a male
    2. Play a sport

    I mean seriously. He looks like he’s 12 years old that third pic.

  4. JP, I think there’s a good chance that third pic is one from HS, like what rivals would use when an athlete commits. That’s my guess.

    Also, he’s legal. I’m fine. I’ve heard males ogle barely legal or not-so-legal girls way worse than this.

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