Here, dear readers, is our gift to you…suitable for framing, using as wrapping paper, or just licking until your tongue dries out. Click here for a big ‘un.
God bless ‘em, every one.
‘Tis the Season
By gordonshumwayHere, dear readers, is our gift to you…suitable for framing, using as wrapping paper, or just licking until your tongue dries out. Click here for a big ‘un.
God bless ‘em, every one.
December 19, 2007 at 8:59 pm |
OH HOLY NIGHT.
December 19, 2007 at 9:00 pm |
Fall on your knees, indeed.
(In praise of Gshum and the hot boys! You guys are pervs.)
December 19, 2007 at 9:01 pm |
Crosby was born to be an elf. Must be the Canadian in him.
December 19, 2007 at 9:02 pm |
I was going to make a stocking stuffer joke…
December 19, 2007 at 9:08 pm |
Best Christmas Card Ever. No competition.
December 19, 2007 at 9:29 pm |
gordonshumway,
iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou for making this.
If everything that is “fueled by Christmas cookies” turned out to be this good, I would have won a Pulitzer by now.
December 19, 2007 at 9:32 pm |
What’s the Easter Bunny doing in there?
“Oh, Eddie… If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now.”
December 19, 2007 at 9:32 pm |
Is David Santa??? And is he riding Rudolph???
December 19, 2007 at 9:33 pm |
C’mon, IJMTU, it’s Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Or the Easter Bunny, either way…
December 19, 2007 at 9:35 pm |
You know… something Jesus-y either way.
December 19, 2007 at 9:37 pm |
Does this mean Grady Sizemore can bear MORE than 3 gifts??? Excellent job, Ladies. If only you would blog about Formula One racing, I could die happy!
December 19, 2007 at 9:41 pm |
Every time I look at it, it gets better.
I can’t decide what’s my favorite part: the reindeer nose on Josh, Scott’s bathrobe… or the dollar sign-as-logo on Beckham’s chest.
December 19, 2007 at 9:45 pm |
See, G-Shum should be working for a greeting card company. This is greater than Hallmark.
December 19, 2007 at 9:46 pm |
Nice packages.
December 19, 2007 at 9:50 pm |
Why yes, Cole, I will gladly meet you under the mistletoe.
Josh Beckett likes to hunt things with antlers…hmmm, better keep the twelve-gauge away from him this holiday season.
December 19, 2007 at 9:51 pm |
Tuffy FTW.
December 19, 2007 at 9:59 pm |
What can I say?… Fabulous!
December 19, 2007 at 10:08 pm |
God bless em, and god bless you.
Grady is a most scrumptious and wise man.
December 19, 2007 at 10:21 pm |
Great work as always J-Money!
December 19, 2007 at 11:32 pm |
Um, where is Kyle Orton and his neckbeard? Other than that, I agree with this Christmas (holiday?) card.
December 20, 2007 at 12:04 am |
Where’s Dreamboat???
December 20, 2007 at 12:30 am |
That’s a lot a white dudes.
Since when did big-eared Kevin Costner play for the Colts?
(Seriously, I have no clue who that is, but if it’s Stokely big downs for not having a Broncos logo there. We got nothing else this year. Throw us a freakin’ bone.)
Otherwise … yeah, a lot a white dudes.
December 20, 2007 at 12:55 am |
…and a half black dude. Grady to the rescue!
December 20, 2007 at 1:16 am |
PG – Psssttttt… Don’t tell Holly… the Colts one is posted here… but… check your email…
(I fully expect Holly to beat me up now.)
December 20, 2007 at 2:22 am |
He’s found a good home with Denver. No hate from me. He’s just a Colt in my heart.
December 20, 2007 at 2:26 am |
My bad. I should have checked my Holiday Movie references more closely, GShum. Indeed.
“Well, he looks like… like a pink nightmare!”
Terrific job!
December 20, 2007 at 8:32 am |
What kind of a sick bastard hunts deer with a shotgun?
December 20, 2007 at 10:03 am |
Thanks, TSW. No prob Holly. It was a sweet job.
Seriously, though, I am NOT looking forward to watching the Chargers destroy us again on Xmas Eve.
I am, however, looking forward to being pants-shitting drunk doing it.
December 20, 2007 at 11:06 am |
If I was a gay man I’d print that out and put it up on my wall at work. But I’m not… so I won’t.
December 20, 2007 at 11:14 am |
Yeah, not bad, but a little Curtis Granderson would have made Jesus approve more wholeheartedly.
December 20, 2007 at 12:09 pm |
The above image having induced some sort of “no mental function” state, the only thing I’m really capable of saying in response is: A-MA-ZING.
December 20, 2007 at 12:42 pm |
Jel: this is amazing. I bow down to your mad Photoshopping skillz.
December 20, 2007 at 1:23 pm |
Well done there Gshum. Just one question, did Jon Kitna and Kurt Warner refuse to show up for the team picture because they were afraid of offending 8 lb 6 oz baby Jesus?
@Phony: Wait, you’re a Padres fan and a Broncos fan? WTF man, you’re killing me. Confessional time: I don’t like to talk about this much because it’s kind of shameful as a sports fan but I was once a Broncos fan while growing up. Those were in the days of Elway, McCaffrey and all the other Stanford players from that era(I really wanted to go to Stanford since I was 3). Then they all retired or left and I got rejected from Stanford so that fandom is no more./7 Hail Maries
December 20, 2007 at 1:24 pm |
I didn’t mean that to sound as if it was shameful being a Broncos fan but it was supposed to be shameful about switching allegiances.
December 20, 2007 at 3:02 pm |
I think I just died and went to HEAVEN!
December 20, 2007 at 7:10 pm |
Doug, my teams are the A’s and the NY Giants. Funny things happen when you grow up hundreds of miles from the nearest pro team.
December 21, 2007 at 11:59 am |
ladies, ladies, ladies…
gotta love the Beckham bunny suit – too adorable :-).
however….no love for Tom Brady or the Ells? HELLO! these two are the biggest gifts under the tree! (in my Boston-biased opinion!)
December 21, 2007 at 12:01 pm |
trying to post these photos for the full effect in my comment – hope it works…
December 22, 2007 at 3:13 pm |
You could’ve included Jarrod Saltalamacchia…except that his gigantic ass would have crowded out everything else.
December 25, 2007 at 7:46 pm |
Ladies…
You inspired me to make a Christmas card of my own for my blog…although mine’s a little more Royals-centric. Just thought I should give credit to my inspiration.