Hump Day Hottie: Vincent Lecavalier

By Texas Gal

Normally, Frenchys don’t rate very high on the hot scale– they’re just so… French. But I can make an exception for French-Canadians — especially hot, 6′4″ French-Canadian hockey players like Vincent Lecavalier.

Vinny (yep, his nickname is “Vinny”) was born and raised in a suburb outside Montreal, and then went on to attend high school way out in Saskatchewan- where he must have picked up a wicked French-Saskatchewan accent. He was drafted #1 overall out of high school at the age of 18 by the Tampa Bay Lightning, and was labeled as the “Michael Jordan of hockey” by TB’s owner (eat your heart out, LeBron). He was named captain of the team at the ripe age of 19, helped the Bolts score a Stanley Cup at the age of 24, and won the very prestigious Maurice ‘Rocket’ Richard Trophy as the NHL’s top goal scorer last year.

That hockey skills stuff is all well and good, but the coolest thing about Mr. Lecavalier is that he appeared in “Happy Gilmore” at the age of 15 (as a hockey player, of course). Maybe even cooler than that? Just a month ago he donated $3 million to a new children’s hospital in St. Pete, Florida, to help build a cancer pediatrics unit.

So, to recap: he’s hot, tall, talented, speaks French, most likely has a sexy accent, has a championship ring and donates large sums of money to help kids with cancer. I really need to watch more hockey.

See lots more of Vinny after the jump…

37 Responses to “Hump Day Hottie: Vincent Lecavalier”

  1. The Great Barstoolio Says:

    I can’t remember my own name right now.

  2. Anna Says:

    On a scale of one to ten, this man is a fifteen. Foine!

  3. Janalee Says:

    How did you manage to get so many pictures of him where he doesn’t look like a girl? That’s always been my problem with Vinny, sometimes he looks really hot and sometimes he looks like a girl.

  4. Texas Gal Says:

    I didn’t really have that problem- I found some pictures of him looking dorky, but none of him looking girly. Mostly because he’s 6′4″, 220-225. He’s always towering over the other players.

  5. Pam/Shorty Says:

    he’s very talented, but he’ also a whiner and takes bad penalties. notice that he wears an “A” not a “C” now.

  6. Pam/Shorty Says:

    It is nice to see a HDH hockey player.

  7. metschick Says:

    That is one cute Canuck.

  8. SA Says:

    jaw drops

    Those last two photos…

  9. Pam/Shorty Says:

    Yea that last one certainly suggests that there is a nice package to be found…

  10. becky Says:

    want.

    seriously, I might start watching hockey now.

  11. Becky_MI Says:

    Um, yes. Hockey has quite a nice little treasure trove of hot men, you just have to be able to get Versus to see it.

    /lifelong hockey – and Brendan Shanahan – fan

  12. Pam/Shorty Says:

    Becky, yes that is somewhat true, but you can find your local team on your local channel (which I’m sure you know). I have no problems finding FSN and MSG on my TV. For those who don’t get VS, watch your local sports channel! For the record, I get VS too. And it sucks anyway.

  13. becky Says:

    Pam/Shorty-
    I live in DC.
    No fucking thank you.

  14. Texas Gal Says:

    Pam: I chalk the whiny up to him being French-Canadian. I have absolutely no factual evidence, but they just seem like a whiny lot.

    Also- who cares about the whiny when he looks like that.

  15. Anna Says:

    Texas Gal: *gasp* whiny? Oh, how dare you…

    Pam: I noticed package-potential, as well.

  16. Texas Gal Says:

    That was Pam’s word- she’s the one with all the hockey knowledge. I just look at the pretty pictures.

  17. Clare Says:

    That’s one thick neck. I want to bite it. Yum.

  18. Clare Says:

    And the more I look at him, the more I get a Patrick Bateman vibe from him.

    VINCENT LECAVALIER HAS TO RETURN SOME VIDEOTAPES!

  19. Texas Gal Says:

    That’s who he reminds me of! Patrick Bateman crossed with Noah Wyle. Except hotter.

  20. Nicole Says:

    He reminds me of Spanish (and Liverpool) soccer hottie Fernando Torres

    http://www.goal.com/resultsimg/6218.jpg

  21. Minda Says:

    I….I don’t see it. Not at all. :-(

    (please don’t hurt me!)

  22. j Says:

    mmmmm Vincent Lecavalier. And he keeps getting hotter as he gets older (and less girly). I assume there’s a law of diminishing returns there eventually, but not so far.

  23. Gradavid Sizewright Says:

    Yummy!!!! Martin St. Louis isn’t bad either. So good to see some hockey here. I miss it dearly.

  24. Huck8467 Says:

    Vinny is cute. But if you want a good looking French hockey player….Patrice Bergeron is HOT. So damn sexy. Poor bastard has an owie right now, but he’ll be back. Hotter than ever.

  25. Meg Says:

    I used to live in Tampa and worked at a big cancer center there…he would stop by there every month to sign stuff and visit with patients, and seemed like a big sweetheart overall. And he’s certainly not bad looking;-)

  26. Michelle Says:

    You missed a hidden treasure! I have to admit, I don’t find Vinny attractive in the least from the neck up, but this picture is just delicious. Too bad there’s a half-naked woman hiding some of the hotness.

    (Hmmm…HTML to link? If this doesn’t come out right, I apologize in advance!)

    Hot Vinny

  27. kristin Says:

    so.very.hot.

    (except for the picture with the half naked girl…I can’t even see his face!)

  28. Anna Says:

    Nicole: Kinda like Torres. Without the bad hair…

  29. Texas Gal Says:

    Yeah- I saw the SI Swimsuit picture, but since 95% of the picture was a half-naked model, and you couldn’t even really see Lecavalier’s face, I didn’t include it. I wish there were outtakes from that photo shoot!

  30. Janalee Says:

    If I remember correctly the half naked model was his girlfriend at the time. I have no idea if they’re still together or not.

  31. Patty (in Dallas) Says:

    Vinny is pretty hot (a little too much neck for my tastes, though), but I think you’d find he’s kind of middle-of-the-pack once you dug around the hockey player pile.

  32. Jenn (in ATL) Says:

    Agree with Patty – Vinny is middle of the road when it comes to hockey players. The fact that he is so generous and so gifted makes him hotter than he should be.

    Thank for the hockey. If you want some suggestions for other hockey hotties, lemme know!

  33. Jenn (in ATL) Says:

    and I don’t think he has a thick neck, I think he has a tiny head which creates the illusion of a thick neck.

  34. Texas Gal Says:

    Post ‘em! I always take suggestions. Just don’t say Sidney Crosby – everybody knows about him already.

  35. Jenn / ATL Says:

    Johan Hedberg / Atlanta Thrashers – recently named one of Atlanta’s 50 Most Beautiful People….
    Rick Nash / Columbus Blue Jackets
    Jason Spezza / Ottawa Senators
    Guillaume Latendresse / Montral Canadiens
    Eric Brewer / St. Louis Blues
    Henrik Zetterburg / Detroit Red Wings
    Most, if not all of the Carolina Hurricanes – specifically Cam Ward, Justin Williams, John Grahame, Ray Whitney…
    Most, if not all of the Vancouver Canucks – Taylor Pyatt, Ryan Kesler, Brendan Morrison…
    Most, if not all of the Edmonton Oilers – Jarret Stoll, Sheldon Souray, Dustin Penner, Raffi Torres….
    These are a few of my favorite things….
    The list goes on and on and on and on…..

  36. Cassandra Says:

    OMG Vincent lecavalier is soooo hawt!!!

  37. Jennifer Says:

    Hot damn! Love Vinny <3

    Also Cory Sarich- Calgary Flames… hes one to make my blood boil :)
    oh and of course Rick Nash!

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