Doesn’t the holiday make you wish rookie hazing lasted all year long?
Shane Youman, welcome to the Pirates!! Please stick around; you are the keeeyyuuuutest thing I’ve ever SEEN.
More of our baby baseballers, two surprise college football guests, and other assorted gussied-up gents after the jump.
The classics never die: Clinton Portis, masked man.
Chien Ming Wang–can I get a “Two bits/Four bits”?
Barry Bonds, Forever Our Girl
Your preferred If I Only Had A ______ joke goes here.
Suspicious Minds: Yanks Andy Phillips, Bubba Crosby, Scott Proctor, Brad Halsey, Dioner Navarro
Ross Ohlendorf as….I don’t know, actually.
Reds Rookies: Dance ten, looks three.
Ron Flores: Welder by day, dancer by night.
(photo source: Blue Cats & Red Sox)
Kei Igawa at his cuddliest.
Josh Barfield, are you lonesome tonight?
(photo source: SittingStill.net)
Tonight, Huston Street will be your naughty girl.
(photo source: Blue Cats & Red Sox)
Freddie Bynum, Nick Swisher, Dan Johnson
(photo source: Blue Cats & Red Sox)
Devil Rays Jeff Ridgway, Josh Wilson, Justin Ruggiano, Akinori Iwamura (not in costume, surprisingly)
Cla Meredith fails to understand that this costume is aaaaalll about the shoes. Tsk, tsk, sir.
(photo source: SittingStill.net)
The bib says “Burp Me”, but the hat says “Your Holiness.”
Dice-K & Okey. Don’t run. They are your friends.
Here’s lookin’ at you, Red Sox.
Supafly in Philly
The cast of A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Chavez Ravine
Tut tut, Colt David, looks like shank.
Little (Te)Bo(w) Peep (shown actual size)
Where the magic happens…
Happy Haunting, one and all!!
Love,
The Ladies…
Ladies... 
“Tim Tebow hearts bonnets”. Awesome. I would like to see more of this tag, please.
If only Huston the schoolgirl had a shorter skirt…those are some thighs he has!
Haha, I’m pretty sure Ross Ohlendorf is supposed to be one of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz.
OH. OK, that makes a lot more sense than anything I was coming up with. Thanks!
Priceless.
It’s good to see that Serena has dropped some weight. (4th Picture)
Ok, don’t hate me, but the Yankees cheerleading picture is cute. The pimps in Philly are awesome. Huston=hot as a redhead.
That Tim Tebow one needs to be framed.
This post is made of awesome. PURE AWESOME.
Huston Street. Your thighs. I want to bite them. Give them to me posthaste.
The Tebow and David photoshops = fucking GENIUS.
Oh, Nick Swisher the plug. You should’ve also included Joe Blanton the socket! (Slightly creative gay jokes FTW!)
And yet, I really want that stuffed gator despite the fact that I already own a stuffed gator.
The Photoshoppery is aaaaaallll J-Money, as usual. Bow down.
Did I see Papelbon in a rainbow boa? Where was that during the parade yesterday?!
TSW-I just noticed the gator! I so want one as well. As if the picture couldn’t get any better.
that stuffed gator is adorable! Must get it for Baby Mets’ stuffed animal menagerie.
whoa. did anyone catch the glimpse of bare-chested Jacoby at ~2:50 remaining? dear lord. the camera’s focused on okajima as he walks by…but the background is the real show! :)
Oh man. Yessssss, I saw Jacoby, and I noticed that when the video first came out… but I just love rookie hazing. I love rookies in general. They’re so wide-eyed and fun, and then they go out in costume… simply priceless. Thank you!
Ya’ll didn’t notice Veritek @~4:39???!!! (background)
*eyes wide* Holy jumpin’ Jesus…I did just notice Tek in nothin’ but his skivvies. Sweet lord…