Stand By Your Man – Fantasy QB Results: Week 5

Week 5. Really. It is already Week 5. One-third of the regular season is done and gone.

Tom Brady remains the only undefeated QB (surprisingly in head to head QB match-ups Peyton Manning is 2-3 in this league), and Clare’s Speckhosen finally come back to earth with a loss this weekend leaving her tied with SA and myself at 4-1.

This weekend also saw GordonShumway’s Jake Delhomme go out for the season, so she might want to consider sending her third stringer Jay Cutler a few casual, “How’ve you been” emails while Drew Brees proves to be the flakiest date of the season.

TSW 135.64 Ben Roethlisberger – 12.34
Clare’s Speckhosen 103.64 Jon Kitna – 2.54


TSW – How much do I love you guys? Ben with bonus tight end ass. Indeed.

Texas Gal’s The Real (Colt)McCoy 107.48 Brett Favre – 14.88
Andie’s ThreadLevelMidnight 147.86 Tony Romo – 14.06


Andie (before the game) - Tony Romo….well, it doesn’t matter this week. He can just sit there and look pretty. WOO HOO
Andie (after the game) – Tony Romo’s so goddamn cute, I’d lick the sweat right off him right now.
TSW - And give him INT #6?
Andie - Oh, I’d give him Intersections 6, 7, and 8. (not entirely sure what that even means, but it sounds dirrty enough)
TSW – Are you drinking?  And could Alyssa Milano’s arms be any hairier?  And could she have more Botox?
Andie - Me?  No, haven’t had a drop.

Metschick’s (De)Jesus’ Homies XXX Philip Rivers – 24.50
Holly’s JimBobCooterGaveMe6 151.82 Peyton Manning – 16.92

Holly

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SA’s Woodson Over Manning 105.70 Tom Brady – 22.60
GordonShumway’s AngelinaAteMyBaby 96.18 Drew Brees – 10.08

SA -Tom Brady: Still hot. Still kicking ass.

14 thoughts on “Stand By Your Man – Fantasy QB Results: Week 5

  1. Heath Miller is the reason his position is called TE. Mmmmm! (and I don’t care if he’s the enemy!)

    And I now officially hate Drew Brees. He is single-handedly killing my fantasy team!

  2. Aww, Ben is telling Heath that he has to be this tall to fall off the ride in the intersection. That’s so cute!

    I’ll just be hiding over here.

  3. I know this series is about our QBeez, but it bears repeating: DAMN YOU FELLOW PITT GRAD LARRY FITZGERALD I WAS 4-0 IN THE LADIES FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE UNTIL YOU WERE ALL GOOD AND SHIT ON SUNDAY.

  4. This was the ultimate conflict for me this week: I started my baby Brett Favre against Andie, but Andie started my team’s QB. I can’t root against my own team’s QB!

  5. And now you all look like freakin’ geniuses for not picking Leinert in any of your leagues. I made fun of TSW for not picking the “obvious” QB Hottie, but damn. Way to go Ladies…

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