Breaking: Mets Team Meeting Pics!


The Mets’ recent losing streak is taking a toll on D-Wright.  Can no one think of D-Wright?!

Enough is enough! My sources tell me that Willie Randolph called a team meeting after that dreadful game last night and really gave it to the Mets. My sources also provided photographs of what went down. They’re after the jump.

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After another horrible game, Willie had no choice but to call a team meeting, to try and light a fire under their asses.

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I hope the Mets understand that at this juncture in the season, they really need to get it together!

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Jose Reyes and David Wright quietly take in what Willie’s saying. I wonder what they’re thinking…

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You guys better be paying attention! 10 errors in 2 games is unacceptable!

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Clearly, some of these Mets are confuzzled by the fact that in order to win, they need to play better!

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I don’t think anything fazes Carlos Beltran. You’d think he’d be paying attention, instead of mugging for the camera.

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I love how some of them are hiding behind their caps to avoid their teammates’ glares, GUILLERMO MOTA!

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Pauly is clearly on board with whatever Willie’s saying. Although, it’s really not that hard to be on board with playing better baseball.

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Pauly and Shawn Green discuss how what exactly is going on with the team.

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Willie just wants you guys to give it your all. Is that asking for too much?

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Look, you’re driving the man (er, monkey) to tears!

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After the meeting, some Mets turned to a cold one…

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While others turned to bigger cold ones….

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Some were just shell-shocked at how a team that was playing so well last week can have such a Jekyll-and-Hyde turnaround.

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Some just went back to the hotel and passed out, knowing that tomorrow is a new day, and things will get better.

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And Pauly picked up a college co-ed.

43 thoughts on “Breaking: Mets Team Meeting Pics!

  1. God help me, this is exactly how I picture LoDuca working the ladies. Mark Grace would be so proud.

    So would Bat-Girl. I hope the ass-gloves find their way back to Minnesota post haste. Bless you, metschick.

  2. Maybe trim the kelly green capped bear’s brim to look more like a yarmulke.

    Otherwise, friggin’ brilliant.

    Please say Big Bird is Billy Wagner. Please. I don’t know why, but I believe it to be true.

  3. S2N: I’m on it. (If you people don’t think that Stuffed Animal Theater isn’t making its way onto our site once the postseason is here, you’re wrong!)

    Also, Big Bird=Billy Wagner is perfect.

  4. If you people don’t think that Stuffed Animal Theater isn’t making its way onto our site once the postseason is here, you’re wrong!

    WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO THE POSTSEASON???

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  6. Is Jose or David Share Bear?

    David’s Share Bear. He’s the one who does tons of charity stuff.

    Too many raggedy old ani-pals masquerading as pitchers….

    Friggin John Maine!

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  8. oh my crap. brilliant job, metschick. it is actually really scary how much they look like the mets.

    john maine totally = confused big bird, esp considering how he pitched after that meeting.

  9. i dont no wat ur talking bout beltran looking for the cameras if there’s any met that stays out of the media its beltran so learn ur playas before making accusation u stupid b***h!!!!!

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