Breaking: Mets Team Meeting Pics!

By metschick


The Mets’ recent losing streak is taking a toll on D-Wright.  Can no one think of D-Wright?!

Enough is enough! My sources tell me that Willie Randolph called a team meeting after that dreadful game last night and really gave it to the Mets. My sources also provided photographs of what went down. They’re after the jump.

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After another horrible game, Willie had no choice but to call a team meeting, to try and light a fire under their asses.

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I hope the Mets understand that at this juncture in the season, they really need to get it together!

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Jose Reyes and David Wright quietly take in what Willie’s saying. I wonder what they’re thinking…

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You guys better be paying attention! 10 errors in 2 games is unacceptable!

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Clearly, some of these Mets are confuzzled by the fact that in order to win, they need to play better!

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I don’t think anything fazes Carlos Beltran. You’d think he’d be paying attention, instead of mugging for the camera.

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I love how some of them are hiding behind their caps to avoid their teammates’ glares, GUILLERMO MOTA!

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Pauly is clearly on board with whatever Willie’s saying. Although, it’s really not that hard to be on board with playing better baseball.

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Pauly and Shawn Green discuss how what exactly is going on with the team.

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Willie just wants you guys to give it your all. Is that asking for too much?

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Look, you’re driving the man (er, monkey) to tears!

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After the meeting, some Mets turned to a cold one…

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While others turned to bigger cold ones….

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Some were just shell-shocked at how a team that was playing so well last week can have such a Jekyll-and-Hyde turnaround.

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Some just went back to the hotel and passed out, knowing that tomorrow is a new day, and things will get better.

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And Pauly picked up a college co-ed.

43 Responses to “Breaking: Mets Team Meeting Pics!”

  1. TheStarterWife Says:

    METSY I LOVE YOU FOR MAKING THIS!!! I KNEW WE NEEDED MORE ANIPAL POSTS!!!

    YOU MADE MY DAY!

  2. Holly Says:

    I thought we said no fucking at book club.

  3. TheStarterWife Says:

    THE CRYING MONKEY GENIUS~!

  4. ladyandrea Says:

    D-wright and Jose Reyes as Care Bears made me laugh right out loud. Well done.

  5. Clare Says:

    Oh, look, the penguin even has the retarded Paul Lo Duca flavor saver and B&T eyebrows!

  6. IJustMadeThatUp Says:

    Ahh… Guillermo Mota looks so sad. I want to squeeze him and tickle aware his problems!

  7. jebushchrist Says:

    I think photos of cute stuffed animals is the only way to deal with losing streaks.
    Also, I may need to borrow a few stuffed animals.

  8. Tuffy Says:

    God help me, this is exactly how I picture LoDuca working the ladies. Mark Grace would be so proud.

    So would Bat-Girl. I hope the ass-gloves find their way back to Minnesota post haste. Bless you, metschick.

  9. Signal to Noise Says:

    Maybe trim the kelly green capped bear’s brim to look more like a yarmulke.

    Otherwise, friggin’ brilliant.

    Please say Big Bird is Billy Wagner. Please. I don’t know why, but I believe it to be true.

  10. metschick Says:

    S2N: I’m on it. (If you people don’t think that Stuffed Animal Theater isn’t making its way onto our site once the postseason is here, you’re wrong!)

    Also, Big Bird=Billy Wagner is perfect.

  11. The Great Barstoolio Says:

    PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Clare Says:

    If you people don’t think that Stuffed Animal Theater isn’t making its way onto our site once the postseason is here, you’re wrong!

    WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO THE POSTSEASON???

  13. metschick Says:

    Clare: a girl can dream…

  14. ladyandrea Says:

    Metschick, I have a gigantic Care Bear I wish I could send you.

  15. MattMillenFanClub Says:

    Classic Metsy, just priceless.

    That slut Barbie sure gets around

  16. hankscorpio Says:

    This needs to become a feature of Holly’s Fanhouse Poetry Jam.

  17. Cameron Says:

    Hahahhaa!

  18. metschick Says:

    That slut Barbie sure gets around

    That’s actually Skipper, Barbie’s little sister. Barbie’s too old for Pauly’s tastes.

  19. ladyandrea Says:

    Oh my god, that IS Skipper.

    Amber Alert! Amber Alert!

  20. TheStarterWife Says:

    Skippers middle name is Amber?

  21. Clare Says:

    TSW: AMBER alerts.

  22. Clare Says:

    And for the record, I thought Paul’s girlfriend was a Bratz doll, and then I would have to be sad and send Baby Mets an American Girl.

    Bratz dolls. Blech.

  23. metschick Says:

    Clare: no Bratz dolls in those house.

  24. TheStarterWife Says:

    Clare – My sarcasm does not always work on the eBays.

    [insert Skipper being older than all of us joke, followed by a joke about grass, infield, play]

  25. becky Says:

    Beltran in jorts. Of COURSE.
    This post made me all sorts of happy.
    Thank you, Metsy.

  26. Tuffy Says:

    TSW, don’t forget the Code ADAM for former Met Mike Piazza.

  27. jolemamels Says:

    Is Jose or David Share Bear? I gotta know

  28. IJustMadeThatUp Says:

    Don’t let those BRATZ dolls hang around the Mets. They’re WAY too skanky. They belong more in the Yankee’s dugouts.

  29. Blue Devil Says:

    This totally made my day…I fully support all animal reinactments!

  30. chasevidwrightley Says:

    Oh my God…*snorts really hard*

    This. Is. Amazing.

  31. Erin Says:

    It almost feels like you’re really there in the room with them! And when did Skipper get sexy in a tweeny way? I remember her as completely virginal.

  32. Kelley Says:

    That bitch Skipper.

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  34. Signal to Noise Says:

    The meeting didn’t friggin’ take. Too many raggedy old ani-pals masquerading as pitchers….

  35. Metschick Says:

    Is Jose or David Share Bear?

    David’s Share Bear. He’s the one who does tons of charity stuff.

    Too many raggedy old ani-pals masquerading as pitchers….

    Friggin John Maine!

  36. abarclay12 Says:

    I knew the Mets had problems, but I never imagined they were this bad. I’m very troubled.

  37. Joe Sanders Says:

    Let’s just hope that if my Cubs meet the Mets in the playoffs, the Mets will still be playing like a bunch of stuffed animals! Hilarious

  38. TheBoss Says:

    The only thing that phases Carlos Beltran is a 3 – 2 Adam Wainwright Curve Ball in Game 7 of the 06′ NLCS

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  40. Mal Says:

    I wonder if Willie got through to them? I mean, Guillermo Mota was looking pretty intense… We’ll see, won’t we?

  41. lainieb Says:

    This cracked me up. Thanks, metschick!

  42. billyfabs Says:

    oh my crap. brilliant job, metschick. it is actually really scary how much they look like the mets.

    john maine totally = confused big bird, esp considering how he pitched after that meeting.

  43. diehardmet Says:

    i dont no wat ur talking bout beltran looking for the cameras if there’s any met that stays out of the media its beltran so learn ur playas before making accusation u stupid b***h!!!!!

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