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The Mets’ recent losing streak is taking a toll on D-Wright. Can no one think of D-Wright?!
Enough is enough! My sources tell me that Willie Randolph called a team meeting after that dreadful game last night and really gave it to the Mets. My sources also provided photographs of what went down. They’re after the jump.
After another horrible game, Willie had no choice but to call a team meeting, to try and light a fire under their asses.
I hope the Mets understand that at this juncture in the season, they really need to get it together!
Jose Reyes and David Wright quietly take in what Willie’s saying. I wonder what they’re thinking…
You guys better be paying attention! 10 errors in 2 games is unacceptable!
Clearly, some of these Mets are confuzzled by the fact that in order to win, they need to play better!
I don’t think anything fazes Carlos Beltran. You’d think he’d be paying attention, instead of mugging for the camera.
I love how some of them are hiding behind their caps to avoid their teammates’ glares, GUILLERMO MOTA!
Pauly is clearly on board with whatever Willie’s saying. Although, it’s really not that hard to be on board with playing better baseball.
Pauly and Shawn Green discuss how what exactly is going on with the team.
Willie just wants you guys to give it your all. Is that asking for too much?
Look, you’re driving the man (er, monkey) to tears!
After the meeting, some Mets turned to a cold one…
While others turned to bigger cold ones….
Some were just shell-shocked at how a team that was playing so well last week can have such a Jekyll-and-Hyde turnaround.
Some just went back to the hotel and passed out, knowing that tomorrow is a new day, and things will get better.
And Pauly picked up a college co-ed.

















September 18, 2007 at 3:28 pm |
METSY I LOVE YOU FOR MAKING THIS!!! I KNEW WE NEEDED MORE ANIPAL POSTS!!!
YOU MADE MY DAY!
September 18, 2007 at 3:33 pm |
I thought we said no fucking at book club.
September 18, 2007 at 3:35 pm |
THE CRYING MONKEY GENIUS~!
September 18, 2007 at 3:35 pm |
D-wright and Jose Reyes as Care Bears made me laugh right out loud. Well done.
September 18, 2007 at 3:37 pm |
Oh, look, the penguin even has the retarded Paul Lo Duca flavor saver and B&T eyebrows!
September 18, 2007 at 3:37 pm |
Ahh… Guillermo Mota looks so sad. I want to squeeze him and tickle aware his problems!
September 18, 2007 at 3:43 pm |
I think photos of cute stuffed animals is the only way to deal with losing streaks.
Also, I may need to borrow a few stuffed animals.
September 18, 2007 at 3:45 pm |
God help me, this is exactly how I picture LoDuca working the ladies. Mark Grace would be so proud.
So would Bat-Girl. I hope the ass-gloves find their way back to Minnesota post haste. Bless you, metschick.
September 18, 2007 at 3:47 pm |
Maybe trim the kelly green capped bear’s brim to look more like a yarmulke.
Otherwise, friggin’ brilliant.
Please say Big Bird is Billy Wagner. Please. I don’t know why, but I believe it to be true.
September 18, 2007 at 3:49 pm |
S2N: I’m on it. (If you people don’t think that Stuffed Animal Theater isn’t making its way onto our site once the postseason is here, you’re wrong!)
Also, Big Bird=Billy Wagner is perfect.
September 18, 2007 at 3:52 pm |
PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 18, 2007 at 3:58 pm |
If you people don’t think that Stuffed Animal Theater isn’t making its way onto our site once the postseason is here, you’re wrong!
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO THE POSTSEASON???
September 18, 2007 at 4:01 pm |
Clare: a girl can dream…
September 18, 2007 at 4:02 pm |
Metschick, I have a gigantic Care Bear I wish I could send you.
September 18, 2007 at 4:08 pm |
Classic Metsy, just priceless.
That slut Barbie sure gets around
September 18, 2007 at 4:15 pm |
This needs to become a feature of Holly’s Fanhouse Poetry Jam.
September 18, 2007 at 4:22 pm |
Hahahhaa!
September 18, 2007 at 4:25 pm |
That slut Barbie sure gets around
That’s actually Skipper, Barbie’s little sister. Barbie’s too old for Pauly’s tastes.
September 18, 2007 at 4:32 pm |
Oh my god, that IS Skipper.
Amber Alert! Amber Alert!
September 18, 2007 at 4:34 pm |
Skippers middle name is Amber?
September 18, 2007 at 5:27 pm |
TSW: AMBER alerts.
September 18, 2007 at 5:33 pm |
And for the record, I thought Paul’s girlfriend was a Bratz doll, and then I would have to be sad and send Baby Mets an American Girl.
Bratz dolls. Blech.
September 18, 2007 at 5:37 pm |
Clare: no Bratz dolls in those house.
September 18, 2007 at 5:48 pm |
Clare – My sarcasm does not always work on the eBays.
[insert Skipper being older than all of us joke, followed by a joke about grass, infield, play]
September 18, 2007 at 6:42 pm |
Beltran in jorts. Of COURSE.
This post made me all sorts of happy.
Thank you, Metsy.
September 18, 2007 at 6:53 pm |
TSW, don’t forget the Code ADAM for former Met Mike Piazza.
September 18, 2007 at 7:37 pm |
Is Jose or David Share Bear? I gotta know
September 18, 2007 at 7:53 pm |
Don’t let those BRATZ dolls hang around the Mets. They’re WAY too skanky. They belong more in the Yankee’s dugouts.
September 18, 2007 at 8:21 pm |
This totally made my day…I fully support all animal reinactments!
September 18, 2007 at 8:48 pm |
Oh my God…*snorts really hard*
This. Is. Amazing.
September 19, 2007 at 12:40 am |
It almost feels like you’re really there in the room with them! And when did Skipper get sexy in a tweeny way? I remember her as completely virginal.
September 19, 2007 at 1:32 am |
That bitch Skipper.
September 19, 2007 at 4:57 am |
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September 19, 2007 at 4:57 am |
The meeting didn’t friggin’ take. Too many raggedy old ani-pals masquerading as pitchers….
September 19, 2007 at 10:15 am |
Is Jose or David Share Bear?
David’s Share Bear. He’s the one who does tons of charity stuff.
Too many raggedy old ani-pals masquerading as pitchers….
Friggin John Maine!
September 19, 2007 at 2:10 pm |
I knew the Mets had problems, but I never imagined they were this bad. I’m very troubled.
September 19, 2007 at 2:15 pm |
Let’s just hope that if my Cubs meet the Mets in the playoffs, the Mets will still be playing like a bunch of stuffed animals! Hilarious
September 19, 2007 at 2:24 pm |
The only thing that phases Carlos Beltran is a 3 – 2 Adam Wainwright Curve Ball in Game 7 of the 06′ NLCS
September 19, 2007 at 3:03 pm |
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September 19, 2007 at 8:23 pm |
I wonder if Willie got through to them? I mean, Guillermo Mota was looking pretty intense… We’ll see, won’t we?
September 19, 2007 at 9:09 pm |
This cracked me up. Thanks, metschick!
September 20, 2007 at 11:20 am |
oh my crap. brilliant job, metschick. it is actually really scary how much they look like the mets.
john maine totally = confused big bird, esp considering how he pitched after that meeting.
April 22, 2008 at 6:40 pm |
i dont no wat ur talking bout beltran looking for the cameras if there’s any met that stays out of the media its beltran so learn ur playas before making accusation u stupid b***h!!!!!