The Pacific Northwest Hotties of the Seattle Mariners

I’m sorry to be That Girl, but it’s true: There is a dearth of hotties on the Seattle Mariners’ roster, which is too bad because Seattle is such a beautiful city. Observe:

That mountain is like, 70 miles away, too. (Photo by Daniel Arndt. Thanks, dude!)

You’d think the scenery at Safeco Field would be better (I mean, they have art from Seattle-area artists all over the place — so cool!) but aside from Ichiro, who’s cute in his wacky cryptic way, rounding up a bunch of Mariner studs from Seattle was, well, difficult.

More…intensity!

EDITED!  To include Grampy Jamie Moyer goodness!

 

Also a former Mariner.   (Seriously, this is the funniest photo of Grampy Moyer I’ve ever seen.  I adore it.  Thanks, Jeff!)

 

 

 

 

 

17 thoughts on “The Pacific Northwest Hotties of the Seattle Mariners

  1. Speaking/thinking of Seattle and Will being there this last weekend, I was watching the Emmy’s last night and realized how much Will looks like James Spader.

  2. Oh, please… That’s just one lyric from “Baby Got Back”. Here’s the song (well, maybe a sampling of His Lordship’s oeuvre):

    Ask Sir Mix-a-Lot. Link below.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/37406

    Also, Seattle, but no Kurt Cobain? Had you included him, for sure this would have gotten a Blogdome link at Sir Mix-a-Leitch’s blog.

  3. That’s cute, Dobbs and Chris Cornell in one place. I like it here [the blog]. Someday maybe I’ll find my way to Seattle… looks lovely.

  4. That’s just one lyric from “Baby Got Back”. Here’s the song (well, maybe a sampling of His Lordship’s oeuvre):

    Heh, I know the whole song. I think I look up the video on youtube about once a week. That song is awesomely hilarious.

  5. Griffey Jr. was on the Mariner’s too; He is deffinitely hot. Fragile, but hot.

    I agree w/Stu, you really have to include Cobain. (I once went out w/a guy just because he looked like him. I know, its sad.)

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