Let There Be Footbawl.

Blood season begins in earnest tonight. Last weekend was glorious, but without a lazy NFL Sunday of lolling and snacking to follow Saturday’s CFB whirlwind, it’s just not the same. In a few hours, the WORLD CHAMPION Indianapolis Colts welcome the New Orleans Saints to the RCA.

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For me, this means four hours of screaming my lungs to shreds and basking in the reflected glory of one Mister Peyton Manning (time to reference that disclaimer again, I suppose). For the rest of you, well, this is Ladies, and I know why you’re here. It’s a marquee night; let’s have a look at some marquee manflesh:

 

THE CAP’NS:

Peyton “Jesus Football Christ” Manning and Drew Brees

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THE BULLET TRAINS:

Joseph Addai and Reggie Bush

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THE SPEED DEMONS:

Reggie Wayne and Marques Colston

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THE GUY WHO IS MORE FLEXIBLE THAN YOU BUT WHOM YOU’D STILL SCREW BLIND:

Adam Vinatieri

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Mmmmmm. Game on, y’all.

23 thoughts on “Let There Be Footbawl.

  1. I admit Peyton is a handsome mofo. He’s going to be even more manly with Charles Grant and Will Thomas all over him.

    It is said that Colston has been hitting the weights hard this summer and has added 10-15 lbs of muscle for you girls. And for the NFC dbs.

    Hofstra?

    Hofstra.

    Who Dat!

  2. I can’t find Peyton Manning hot, or sexy, or anything like that. I just find him absolutely adorable. Seriously.

    That said…GO COLTS. :)

  3. Well, that was a terrific half of professional football. I spent the rest of the evening listening to Every Time I Die. What a wonderful world.

  4. Yeah the hottness in Indy is back. It is so hard to live in a family full of Bears fans! I am still offically in love with Payton and Vinatieri. I am so happy for football since baseball is almost over.

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