Blood season begins in earnest tonight. Last weekend was glorious, but without a lazy NFL Sunday of lolling and snacking to follow Saturday’s CFB whirlwind, it’s just not the same. In a few hours, the WORLD CHAMPION Indianapolis Colts welcome the New Orleans Saints to the RCA.
For me, this means four hours of screaming my lungs to shreds and basking in the reflected glory of one Mister Peyton Manning (time to reference that disclaimer again, I suppose). For the rest of you, well, this is Ladies, and I know why you’re here. It’s a marquee night; let’s have a look at some marquee manflesh:
THE CAP’NS:
Peyton “Jesus Football Christ” Manning and Drew Brees
THE BULLET TRAINS:
Joseph Addai and Reggie Bush
THE SPEED DEMONS:
Reggie Wayne and Marques Colston
THE GUY WHO IS MORE FLEXIBLE THAN YOU BUT WHOM YOU’D STILL SCREW BLIND:
Adam Vinatieri
Mmmmmm. Game on, y’all.
September 6, 2007 at 5:12 pm |
As far as hotties go, I’m giving the edge to N’awlins.
I cannot wait for tonight. I’m drinking already.
September 6, 2007 at 5:12 pm |
It was the towels, wasn’t it?
September 6, 2007 at 5:17 pm |
Holly – The towels? Most amazing photo ever.
September 6, 2007 at 5:18 pm |
That’s right, Marques. Run it right up the middle.
September 6, 2007 at 5:18 pm |
The towels and the fact that I want to do bad things to Drew Brees. Wow.
September 6, 2007 at 5:31 pm |
I admit Peyton is a handsome mofo. He’s going to be even more manly with Charles Grant and Will Thomas all over him.
It is said that Colston has been hitting the weights hard this summer and has added 10-15 lbs of muscle for you girls. And for the NFC dbs.
Hofstra?
Hofstra.
Who Dat!
September 6, 2007 at 5:57 pm |
Marques Colston has business socks.
Peyton “Jesus Football Christ” Manning? Who would call him that?
September 6, 2007 at 5:59 pm |
…I actually like Jesus Christ Quarterback better, now that you mention it. Especially since I already used JFC in reference to Phil Steele. Forgive me, Phil.
September 6, 2007 at 6:34 pm |
I think you have a misspelling on that last one. It’s spelled “V-i-n-a-h-o-t-t-i-e”, I believe.
September 6, 2007 at 6:37 pm |
I usually spell it the way I say it, which is Vinnytiererrriririeri.
September 6, 2007 at 6:37 pm |
(don’t forget to roll your r’s)
September 6, 2007 at 7:28 pm |
I can’t find Peyton Manning hot, or sexy, or anything like that. I just find him absolutely adorable. Seriously.
That said…GO COLTS. :)
September 6, 2007 at 7:35 pm |
Marques Colston, where have you been all my life? Hot damn.
September 6, 2007 at 7:36 pm |
@chase: Seriously. He’s just a big grown-up goofy kid. Love. Him.
September 6, 2007 at 8:01 pm |
Holly, your Colts don’t stand a chance in any beauty contest. I think you know this.
September 6, 2007 at 8:28 pm |
I dunno, this looks pretty fucking gorgeous to me.
September 6, 2007 at 8:33 pm |
The boys are back. God I love the NFL. Good luck in the game tonight, H.
I do believe we have QB’s going head to head.
September 6, 2007 at 11:24 pm |
Fuck it, Peyton’s going deep.
September 7, 2007 at 12:39 am |
Hee -my kicker’s the cutest.
September 7, 2007 at 1:19 am |
Fuck it, Peyton’s going deep.
YOU ARE GODDAMN RIGHT HE IS.
September 7, 2007 at 3:12 am |
Well, that was a terrific half of professional football. I spent the rest of the evening listening to Every Time I Die. What a wonderful world.
September 7, 2007 at 10:17 am |
Just found this site, and it’s awesome. Well done ladies, well done.
September 7, 2007 at 8:17 pm |
Yeah the hottness in Indy is back. It is so hard to live in a family full of Bears fans! I am still offically in love with Payton and Vinatieri. I am so happy for football since baseball is almost over.