What’s this? A Hump Day Hottie that’s NOT a baseball player? I know- even I’m shocked! I was feeling a bit guilty about overloading the Wednesday posts with baseball lookers. OK, I wasn’t feeling the slightest bit guilty at all- but I did want to celebrate the start of the NFL season tomorrow with a little somethin’-somethin’ for the football fans around here.
And what a somethin’-somethin’, indeed. Hello, David Carr.
You may have been unceremoniously dumped by the Texans, but the Carolina Panthers have clearly proven they appreciate hotness (Jake Delhomme, anyone?) so you’ll be better off with them — and what the hell do the Texans know about football anyway? (answer: not a damn thing) I think we’ll all be just as happy to see him in Panther blue (aqua? turquoise? teal?) this fall…
Lots more David Carr loveliness after the jump.
Ladies... 
Short haired David for me, please. Thank you!
Oh Texy… oh how we all love the Carr…
FUCK YOU TEXANS FOR SCREWING HIM! HE WAS THE ONLY THING WORTH WATCHING ON YOUR TEAM.
He is so beautiful it hurts.
Yee Haw!!
I imagine that about 2 seconds after the “drinking from the hose” picture was snapped, he used it to wet himself down……
LA, actually, he used it to hose me down.
Boy, what lucky girl has him in the Ladies… All-Hottie Keeper Fantasy League? ….MWAHAHAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAEHAHAHAA!!!!
I think I am in LOVE. Sigh.
It appears from the pictures that he shaves his body. I am curious as to the Ladies… opinion on this.
Holly – You are so going down.
I.
Um.
WOW.
He is hotness personified! Uber-hot. I can’t decide whether I like the long or short hair better…either works for me.
WOW!! Where did this guy come from? You know, I never looked beyond Tom or Carson’s chisled good looks…SIZZLE!!
How the hell did you find so many pictures of him not on his back?
I’d take him on his back!
LOL
Everyone saw the biceps, right? And those calf muscles? And the forearms- JESUS, the forearms!
And of course I had to sneak in two baseball pictures right in the middle.
His hair now (the redshirt picture was taken at Carolina camp) is kind of Brady-Quinn-before-the-buzz-esque (albeit a much nicer cut) – and I don’t mind it… but I love it short.
Also: what Romo’s Beotch said.
::speechless::
OH YES. Nice finds with all the tongue-sticking-out-in-concentration pictures!
Texas Gal, I’m glad you snuck those en-baseballed pictures in. I get angry and bitter every September when football steals baseball’s thunder. It’s kind of irrational, because I like football. But baseball is my Most Favored Sport.
Yum a dum dum.
He may not be playing for the Texans anymore, but he did look pretty damn tasty in the baseball gear.
Maybe the Astros could use him…
ohhhhhhh. ohhhhh my gooddddd. Ladies…Carr and Delhomme…together, sweaty…
He’s just, like, perfect looking, isn’t he? I mean good lord could you find a better example of “tall, dark and handsome” anywhere?
He’s a nine. I’m deducting a point because he has really, really bad hair. Give him salt-and-pepper hair, though, and he’s a dead ringer for Ina Garten’s smoking-hot gay buddy TR, who shows up from time to time on Barefoot Contessa.
radioman – hairy or shaved – he’s still hot.
And by hot, I mean I am going to stab Holly in her sleep so I can get him on my team.
It is well documented that I got the fastest stabbin’ arm in the west. Or on the internets. Take your best shot.
I am deducting no points on the instigation of someone who thinks Cole’s Little Lord Fauntleroy ‘do is stylish and hot.
You mean I had this hottie in my division the whole time and didn’t know it?
shut the hell up referencing Ina Garten!
i used to hate her
but then i watched her “behind the music”-esque special on food network and fell in love with her
(and my sister’s bf pissed next to Ina’s hubby, jeffrey, at the movies once. he probably had to expel that good cornish game hen and 3 fingers of glen livet that she prepares for him every friday afternoon)
Hot damn. He is so hot that I hope that I never do meet him, because if I do, I will become a babbling idiot.
I must admit I am confused as to how he snuck into the Astros uni’s…
Did he play? Was he honorary? Little confused here.
He played for the Texans – and like all other good South Texas athletes (i.e. Vince Young), threw out the first pitch at an Astros game.
My roommate just gave me the strangest look as I just had a seizure in her chair and screamed “OH SWEET JESUS!” while staring at the computer.
In other words, I want to wrap my legs around his face.
Oh, I am SOOO becoming a Panthers fan this year. It helps that I’m in the Carolinas, but Carr helps more.
i was already plannin’ on goin’ to the AZ-Panthers game w a bunch of panthers fan pals–but i was in it all for the hotness that is Matt Leinart, now, Carr too? Oh be still my beating heart!
Oh my god, hes gorgeous.
great Ina Garten reference…i dont think he’s hot, but I love TR!!!!
Wow, I’ve never had a chance to admire The Pretty between all the sacks. Yum.
Is his body named Visa ’cause it’s everywhere I want to be..:-D
“…and like all other good South Texas athletes (i.e. Vince Young)…”
I’m sorry, but on what planet is Houston “South Texas”?! South Texas is south of San Antonio. This is an established fact. Houston is east or southeast. And considering VY is from Houston and Carr played in Houston, neither has any connection to South Texas!
And Carr is a wuss who rolled up into a ball at the slightest provocation (half of his sacks last season were his fault not the O-line, who played great for Sage Rosenfels). Don’t believe that he’s anything more than eye candy, Ladies…
On my planet, where I was raised in Houston and therefore make all the rules.
I’m not a football girl at all, but I can’t stop (being completely shallow and) coming into this post and staring at the pretty.
I think my favorite pictures might be the ones where he’s doubled over with laughter while stretching- especially the second one.
And take a gander at the size of those feet…
“Sweetie, there’s a blog post here that’s nothing but pictures of David Carr…”
Ladies, you have never seen a gay man move so fast.
I miss David, but so long as Schaub keeps the helmet on I can just fantasize it’s still Carr playing.
I agree… he’s definitely hot. Too bad for all of us he got married when he was 19, haha, I read it in the August 19 edition of SI.
Oh, but lucky for us…married professional athletes mean, well, nothing.
Cameron: +100
Schaub isn’t heinous or anything- it’s just hard to follow up THAT.
Awww ladies you know the way to my heart! I lived in Fresno at the time he played at Fresno State and got to see him in person- I didn’t think it was possible, but he was even more beautiful in person. I have been in love since.
He’s so gorgues He’s like an angel from Heaven.
i love the fact david carr plays for the panthers now! he is such a freakin’ dreamboat … the face, the guns, the ass … hmmmmm. nice addition to football’s eye candy gallery, right up there with tom brady.
Melody is the luckiest girl in the world because she has a hott sexy Husband.
I’d sack him.
Oh how I adore him. I loved him with the Texans and then the Panthers and I just found him with the Giants. I will follow him forever. He’s my Superman.
i MUST know where the last picture came from… Was it a magazine?
Babtiste Gianbiconi is hotter than this dude thats why he is a model walking the runways in Paris!!!
BABTISTE GIABICONI THE CORRECT WAY TO SPELL IT!