Cardinals Hottie Scott Rolen may be done for the season. I’m trying not to fling myself off a bridge, but it’s very disheartening. We’ve come so far in the past 10 weeks. *Sniffle* He’s had cortisone shots in his shoulder, but it just doesn’t seem to be enough. Call-up Hottie Brendan Ryan will most likely take over at 3rd base for the remainder of the season. Ryan was quoted as saying, “I don’t have a choice. We’ve got guys who are banged up. I’m not banged up enough.” Awwwwwww. Furthermore, if anybody sees fit to bring me the heads of Alex Cintron or Hee-Seop Choi on a platter……that would be looked upon favorably. [Andrea's Most Favoritest Player Out for September Stretch]
Proof positive of LaRussa’s Warlock Skills.
Brewers Hottie Ben Sheets came off the disabled list and outpitched the Cubs’ Ace Who Shall Not Be Named in a 6-1 victory last night that moved the Brewers within 1 1/2 games of the NL Central-leading Chicago. He had been on the DL since July 16th with a sprained finger in his pitching hand and (hee) a blister. Milwaukee’s win put them back at .500 and kept the Cardinals 2 games out of first. [Redbird Nation says, "Thank you, Sheets."]
Sweaty and determined…….
MLS Hottie David Beckham left last night’s Galaxy game in the 30th minute with a sprained right knee. He fell down and went boom, I guess. He rejoined the team on the bench in a suit and tie (mmmm) for overtime and penalty kicks. He sure is an expensive import who does a lot of pine-riding, isn’t he? [Maybe it Was All The Kinky Sex He Has With Posh Spice]