The Minnesota Twins are kind of the Little Match Girl of the AL Central this year. They’ve got their dirty little faces pressed up against the window, watching the Tigers and Indians feast and be merry. The Twins are 6 games out of first place, which isn’t a ridiculous amount, but the Tigers and Indians just do not seem to give any ground. Also, their rotation seems to be……well…..Johan Santana and Pray for Rain. He has the third-lowest ERA in the American League. He has more strikeouts than the next two Twins pitchers put together. He’s a big ol’ studmuffin, but that’s about it. And here he is:
Luis Rodriguez……nice assets.
Scott Baker, do you need a hug?
Pat Neshek. We’ve talked about him.
HOLY. CRAP. Can he leave the gear on? Like the Hawaii football player?
Morneau? More, yes!
Ooooh, so angry. HOT.
Sweaty Joe Nathan? Mmmm hmmm.
Nathan, Morneau and Mauer.
Triple Threat! YAHTZEE!
Ditch the flavor savor and we’ll talk…..
Good defense is SO HOT, Torii Hunter.
Cuddyer? I hardly know ‘er!
Ha ha ha.
Carlos Silva, so cute!!!
I’d get in the middle of the Hunter-Morneau sandwich.