The Minnesota Twins are kind of the Little Match Girl of the AL Central this year. They’ve got their dirty little faces pressed up against the window, watching the Tigers and Indians feast and be merry. The Twins are 6 games out of first place, which isn’t a ridiculous amount, but the Tigers and Indians just do not seem to give any ground. Also, their rotation seems to be……well…..Johan Santana and Pray for Rain. He has the third-lowest ERA in the American League. He has more strikeouts than the next two Twins pitchers put together. He’s a big ol’ studmuffin, but that’s about it. And here he is:
Luis Rodriguez……nice assets.
Scott Baker, do you need a hug?
Pat Neshek. We’ve talked about him.
HOLY. CRAP. Can he leave the gear on? Like the Hawaii football player?
Morneau? More, yes!
Ooooh, so angry. HOT.
Sweaty Joe Nathan? Mmmm hmmm.
Nathan, Morneau and Mauer.
Triple Threat! YAHTZEE!
Jason Bartlett.
Ditch the flavor savor and we’ll talk…..
Good defense is SO HOT, Torii Hunter.
Cuddyer? I hardly know ‘er!
Ha ha ha.
Tongue action.
Carlos Silva, so cute!!!
I’d get in the middle of the Hunter-Morneau sandwich.
August 23, 2007 at 2:10 am |
I love you.
August 24, 2007 at 9:39 am |
Thank you for making my Friday.
August 24, 2007 at 9:40 am |
I love you too.
August 24, 2007 at 10:03 am |
I have been waiting very patiently for you ladies to discover my Darling Beloveds. Thanks for the props.
Aren’t they just delicious?
August 24, 2007 at 10:14 am |
I love you ALL! Thanks for the props.
I’d love to see the Twins get back in this thing, I’ve always liked the Twins.
August 24, 2007 at 11:11 am |
If anyone calls them the Twinkies, I bet Sooze would beat them up.
August 24, 2007 at 11:57 am |
I’ll take one Joe Mauer, please.
August 24, 2007 at 11:57 am |
Lovely- the Twins are LOADED with hotties.
I would also like to add the hottie Josh Rabe, who is on the DL and so deserves some extra love. Bonus: he likes college football.
August 24, 2007 at 12:31 pm |
Pat Neshek: Blogger hot. (Just kidding. I’d lick that dude’s [redacted].)
August 24, 2007 at 2:27 pm |
Tex – Rabe Baby is one delicious piece of lumber-swinging hotness.
August 24, 2007 at 2:28 pm |
Talented, humble, and HOT? How could anyone not love my Twins! I’d take them head to head (or butt to butt) with any other MLB team any day of the week.
August 24, 2007 at 3:36 pm |
So hot….want to touch the hiney. My buccos have no one hot, except i’m in love with Matt Capps. I have his picture in my pirate shrine on my desk.
August 24, 2007 at 4:45 pm |
Pray for Rain? They’re really screwed then since the play in a dome! :)
August 24, 2007 at 5:33 pm |
LOL, Thistle! That did not even cross my mind, I was just using the expression. That is TOO funny.
Johan Santana and Pray for…..Power Outage?
August 24, 2007 at 10:19 pm |
Mauer *drooling on my keyboard*
August 24, 2007 at 10:47 pm |
I just saw the twins yesterday and i took tons of pictures (i have the links, if anyone would want to see).
I fell in love with a man named justin, and my good old ex-phillie nicky p.
August 25, 2007 at 8:30 am |
Wow. I had no idea how many hotties were on the Twins. Not sure how I missed that.
August 25, 2007 at 3:40 pm |
more Neshek, please. And they are division rivals!
August 26, 2007 at 4:04 am |
Mauer’s ass in that 3-way hi-five pic= so friggin HOT!
August 29, 2007 at 9:49 am |
Can we discuss how Mauer has the best ass I have ever seen? No no, we need to. Every time I see a picture (shit, every time I THINK about it), I immediately start making grabby hands.
May 27, 2008 at 8:38 pm |
Joe Mauer is smoking Hottttttttttttttttttt!