Welcome to the Vajungle
By gordonshumway
That’s right. The Ladies… are the Deadspin guest editors this weekend.
You’re welcome to join us. Just look with your eyes, not with your hands.
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August 17, 2007 at 10:28 pm |
J-money, that photoshop is a thing of beauty.
Someone’s going to try to shoot the president for us this weekend, I can feel it.
August 17, 2007 at 10:30 pm |
Love the photoshopping.
August 17, 2007 at 11:50 pm |
God bless the internet.
August 18, 2007 at 12:00 am |
I just…I have no words.
J-money is a goddess.
August 18, 2007 at 12:12 am |
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
HARPERS CABARET
August 18, 2007 at 3:29 am |
I’ll look with my hands if I damn well feel like it. Good luck with that though.
Also, funny Phillie anecdote that you girls should appreciate: last weekend a friend of mine was out at a bar in downtown Philly and ran into Pat Burrell, Chase Utley, and a personal hero of mine and champion of metaphysics, Darren Daulton. Utley had a cast on his hand and a hat pulled over his eyes, and when my friend approached him and said “Hey, you’re Chase Utley”, he replied with “Nah man, I’m Allen Iverson.” Classic. Burrell then asked him “Where are your lady friends?” I don’t know Pat, where’s your fiance? Asshole. I’m just he’s hitting.
August 18, 2007 at 10:16 pm |
Chase poses as another of my heroes. Love it. Now, if only he could drive Charlie Manuel crazy enough to form a two-headed dysfunctional championship (series) machine.
With Cole Hamels as Dikembe Mutombo. Who wants to sex Hamels?
August 18, 2007 at 11:08 pm |
Great work today on Deadspin Ladies… I’d post this over there but I’m not funny enough and my comment account never got activated. It’s OK though. Just wait until Leitch tries to leave a comment on my blog, then vengeance will be mine.
August 19, 2007 at 8:13 pm |
@ Lionel McClure: That’s hilarious, but you forgot the most important part of the story: WHAT BAR???
@ Disco Stu: [raises hand]
August 19, 2007 at 8:42 pm |
i mean theres bad, then there is ridiculously awful
congrats on filling a niche.
August 19, 2007 at 9:28 pm |
@Clare: Continental Midtown. They can be found there relatively often, as I believe Burrell still lives on Rittenhouse Square and I know Utley lives at the St. James on 8th.
You may now commence your stalking.
August 20, 2007 at 9:37 pm |
*le sigh*
I guess I can step up and sex the Hamels…I mean…If there’s no one else…
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August 20, 2007 at 11:00 pm |
We did what? I think I blacked out this weekend.