The Hotties of the Colorado Rockies completed a 3-game sweep of the NL Central-leading Brewers yesterday afternoon with a 19-4 routing. That’s practically a football score! (In fact, one year the Iowa/PSU game was 6-4, so I think this one counts as a football score). 3B Garrett Atkins and SS Troy Tulowitzki had 4 hits apiece and drove in 9 of the team’s 19 runs. Plus, they are both really cute. Tap the Rockies, indeed. [The Cubs and Cardinals (Who Are Not Out of It Yet, Thankyouverymuch) Would like to Thank the Colorado Rockies and Their Brooms]
The Boston Celtics are now resorting to asking players to come out of retirement to help them. Future Hall-of-Famer Hottie Reggie Miller was approached yesterday about coming out of retirement to play for the Celtics next year. Miller played for 18 years with the Indiana Pacers. I think he’s cute. I had a whole page of Reggie Miller cards in my NBA cards binder. He is turning 42 next month, but the Celtics want to make a run at a title and Reggie never won one with Indiana. Hey, maybe the Celtics could also ask back Karl Malone, Charles Barkley and Elgin Baylor. [Isiah Thomas is Mad He Didn't Think of This First]
The PGA Championship starts today, which means many good-looking men are strutting off into the lush grass in funny-looking pants. We’ve got the odds-on favorite in Tiger Woods, we’ve got Sergio “Gimme 1 Putt, Gimme 1 Putt Mister, Gimme 1 Putt Towards the Door” Garcia, we’ve got Zach Johnson and God (they play as a team since the Masters) and we’ve got Rory Sabbatini, who joked that the heat at the tournament will help him lose some weight and said, “I’m thinking of wearing a black, cashmere sweater.” Haha!
Awww, this picture just makes me smile. And sad.
Sergio is so cute! Even in orange & white.
Snazzy jacket there, Cedar Rapids.
Sabbatini sounds like an old magician act….
The Amazing Sabbatini!