Men In Suits!

By Holly

Chelsea and Armani…two great tastes that taste great together:

The team will be equipped with a single-breasted, two-button navy blue crease resistant lightweight wool gabardine suit, with flat-front, straight-legged trousers and a fitted jacket with pronounced ‘Roman’ shoulder line.

These will be worn with pale blue cotton shirts from the Armani Napoli range.

Players will also get a new club tie, a navy blue polo shirt which can be worn as an alternative to shirt and tie, a dark brown mock croc belt and brown suede half boots.

What does this mean to the sporting world? Not a whole lot. To us, however, this development is of crucial importance for one reason: An excuse to post a shot of a bunch of hot athletes in suits.

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(HT to our darling kleph for the story, and additional article with a bunch of Spanish words and a naked dude holding a soccer ball.)

11 Responses to “Men In Suits!”

  1. Pam/ZPS Says:

    a bunch of hot athletes in suits

    How about this is the subject of the next Hump Day Hottie?

  2. TheStarterWife Says:

    Further proof that every man should own at least one really good suit.

  3. kleph Says:

    it should also be mentioned that the above photo was featured on the front page of peru’s main newspaper, el comercio last saturday.

  4. SA Says:

    As well is should have been Kleph.

  5. dctrojan Says:

    Re: that other article and the various soccer players in various states of undress. I would note only that if Pippo Inzaghi’s inability to wait for passes until he is onside and subsequent protests at being called offside are indicative of his other, ah, timing and control issues, then he should be excluded from hump day hotties lists with extreme prejudice.

  6. metschick Says:

    There are few things I love more than an attractive man in a suit.

  7. kleph Says:

    that’s the single greatest thing robert palmer bequeathed us, god rest his armani-clad soul.

  8. beingsven Says:

    Those are sharp suits and I’d love to have myself one.

    BUT, Chelsea is not a taste that goes great with anything. Quite the opposite, actually. It’s a taste that induces vomitting.

  9. dctrojan Says:

    Beingsven, that might explain the nylon raincoats – very splatter resistant. As for the suits, I hear that the inner pockets have Sibneft FC labels, and a piece of scrip for some rye bread and a good kicking. Just as a reminder for the consequences of failure…

  10. afunguy Says:

    I’m an available man in a suit and tie to any woman who might be interested.

  11. StevieQ Says:

    When I see a jock in a suit, my first reaction is to want to throw up. There is something grotesque about jocks wearing suits. It’s obscenely pretentious for these neandertals to clad themselves in fine suits to pass themselves off as urbane and civilized. Whom are they kidding? It wouldn’t be nearly so bad if they looked good in them, but they look awful in them.

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